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Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
The Devil Wears Pajamas
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!



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16. Maybe if they make enough money they can stop collecting their welfare checks.

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by KP

17. Those kids are cute, but they all look alike, oh yeah I forgot, daddy likes to get around. What a farce and using religion for the men to have lots of sex and procreate with as many women as they like. Nice scam, and the taxpayers support in in government monthly cheques. Maybe Mr. Cook should visit the ranch.

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by interesting!

18. In all seriousness, I'm sure there will be a lot of Utahns buying it. My friends are LDS, and when we were in high school they all went out on week with their church to the prairie and "reinacted" the Mormon pioneers walking miles to get to Utah. They had to dress like that and pull carts and everything. So, sadly, people will buy this.

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Maddie

19. I agree with Spongebob. To me religion is another way of saying, give me your money or go to hell!

Posted at 11:51AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by allie

20. Rocko, I think you're thinking about the Amish...they're the one's who don't do the whole electricity thing...

Posted at 8:12PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by J.

21. I didn't know people on welfare could afford such expensive clothes

Posted at 11:56AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by melB

22. Interesting considering the FLDS prohibits use of computers.

Posted at 11:55AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Chickie

23. All religions are cults that brainwash people....

Hey kids no one knows anything about how the world or anything about how we were created..Science gives the best possible answers, and other than that everything is a lie..

Everyone should join the darkside...There is actually more truth there than the bible...hahahaha

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by haha

24. HEY! I grew up by Walnut Grove and we DO NOT have any polygamists there. Check your facts TMZ before you make a claim like that.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by heynow

25. VERY EXPENSIVE! I was raised Mormon, not FLDS but got out of that religion once I was smart enough to know what the heck it was all about! Only one person left in my family is still LDS. Funny how that works.
I feel bad for the kids on the site modeling for the clothes. They have NO CLUE what life awaits for them!

Posted at 12:28PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by WasAMormon

26. You guys are ignorant. No one has ever said that the FLDS aren't allowed technology!!!
It's pretty sad we can't have more tolerance for people that are different than us. Just because someone looks or dresses or acts different than you doesn't mean that they are free game for us to ridicule.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Amanda

27. I am Mormon and Mormons don't dress like the FLDS and they dont act like the FLDS. I live about 30 miles from a huge Polygamist sect in Colorado City Arizona, yes the same sect that broke off and went to the compound in Texas. These people are very backwards but not dumb. They are a very wealthy and industrious group of people. The men work construction (in every field) and they do it cheaper than other companies because they don't necessarily pay their workers that well, because they are all polygs too, and half of them are under 15 years old. The women make ALL clothing from scratch. Believe me, they look like they are hand made too, not cute at all. The reason these people get welfare is because the men are only really legally married to the first wife, all the other wives are "spiritual marriages" they don't count in the eyes of the law. Because of that, the second, third, fourth, and fifth wives are considered single and most of them have 3-10 kids, so they are single mothers on welfare. I know these people arent supposed to use the modern technologies or indulge in modern material things, but they do, alot. Men and women have cell phones, they have nice vehicles and for business, they have computers, faxes, etc. They are only pioneers when it comes to the knowledge of the general population and what they want you to think, but they are far from it. They are always a restraunts with multiple wives and they go to the movies. They only consider theirselves holy when it comes to multiple marriages. They are polygamists because of the multiple marriages. They are perverts, period. And by the way, I see these people every day, and I have NEVER seen a cute or good looking polygamist.

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by RealUtahn

28.

I was taught religious tolerance, but there is a very thin line at times.

Polygamy crosses that line. Sexual predators who use "religion" to prey upon children. Charlatains and televangelists who prey upon the elderly and uneducated in order to profit from donations that they can ill afford is outrageous. Parents who use their religious beliefs to withhold medical care for seriously ill children crosses the line. Religions that tolerate or approve of violence toward other religions or races crosses the line.

Then there are the real nutjobs who roll their political beliefs, sexual fantasies, sadistic natures and overall creepiness into a "religion" in order to make their creepiness "legal". That's not religion, that's a cult and you can't tell me any different.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by OCD

29. These people are disgusting pedophiles, may they burn in hell!!!

Posted at 12:29PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by theysuck

30. Maybe Hollyweird should follow this trend..we would see alot less cracks and crevices if that were the case.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Ashley

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