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Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
The Devil Wears Pajamas
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!



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31. Maybe Hollyweird should follow this trend..we would see alot less cracks and crevices if that were the case.

Posted at 12:34PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Ashley

32. No, not all religion is a cult. However, crew is a cult. Or so all my friends say...

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by happyapathy

33. Mad creepy!
And why do the women all have long mullets?

Posted at 12:43PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by kane

34. These "Whack-O" perverted men have sex with little girls!!!!!!!

Don't give them anything!!! I wouldn't give them the time of day much less my money!!!!!

The men should ALL be tossed in the slammer for life and the women need to be de-progammed as they are totally brainwashed!!!!! They are the Stepford Wives Gone Amish!!!!!!

Posted at 12:46PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Spunk

35. HAHAHA!! BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA EVER!!!!!

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by c.po

36. Did TMZ move to a new thirty mile zone? This has zero to do with celebs! WTF? Seriously came on here to read about whack-job celebs not whack-job child f*ers!

Posted at 12:56PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by TMZ did u move?

37. I wouldn't expect anything less than hate-filled nonsense in the comments section where people can post anonymously, but I'm really disappointed in the original article from you, TMZ Staff. I have a lot of issues with FLDS too, but it doesn't give me the right to talk about them in such an insulting way. What's worse, you've managed to make fun of and trivialize whole groups of people who have done nothing in this situation - homeschoolers, God-fearing people (I assume you mean the religious), and of course those who grew up in rural America (i.e. your Walnut Grove comment).

I visit the site daily and love your irreverant humor and funny stories about celebrities in the public eye, but I've got to draw the line when you make generalized comments about large groups of people who are NOT in the Thirty Mile Zone. I believe that's the definition of prejudice, which the whole world is better off without. It's interesting to me that the only people it's OK to insult today are those with traditional views (and I'm talking about the groups I mentioned specifically, NOT FLDS).

Naturally, this kind of post (which contains neither profanity nor hate) is bound to be attacked ad nauseum. Let the insults begin; it's fine with me, since TMZ has just lost this loyal reader anyway. Thanks, TMZ, for these two steps backward in our country's pursuit of tolerance and diversity.

Posted at 1:10PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by someone about to get raked over the coals

38. Wait,

TMZ, you will crucify anyone who makes a racial slur or comment, yet take these uneducated, childish immature swipes yourself!! Not only are you bigots, you're hypocrites!!

Posted at 1:03PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Catty

39. I KNOW this will end up as a big seller halloween costume for teens - and they'll put a pregnancy belly under it.

Posted at 1:09PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by canseeitnow

40. Did anyone notice that the model under "Teen" is like 7 or 8 years old?! And the sizes start at size 8. These are little girl sizes not teen sizes.... I guess real teens 13+ have a married ladies catalog.

Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by PoppyBrite

41. That website is so creepy!!! Those poor kids!!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by wetkitty

42. Actually, "Someone about to get raked", they do have a right to talk trash about any religion they want, it's called free speech. You however, do NOT have a right to NOT be offended. Sorry. You got to take a little in order to give a little. I personally am happy that people have the right to offend me, I wouldn't want it any other way.

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

43. Everyone is talking about their clothes, they are expensive, but you know it's a change from little girl and teen looking like hooker. It a refreshing change from seeing A@@ all the time. Maybe God's trying to tell us something, through them. Not they are all that righteous, but God let us see thing in odd ways. I am so tired of parent dress their girls like they are grown, when they go out to play, they can't run, or ride a bike, because they have on shoes with a heel, or flip flops, dresses or skirst above their knees, instead of pants or not so short shorts!. Let stop and thing!

Posted at 6:14PM on Jul 5th 2008 by justme

44. I don't think I said anything about THEIR right. I said *I* do not have the right to talk about them in such a way. And the reason is because of the standards I have set for *myself*. Of course we all have freedom of speech, myself included. But I also have a brain in my head that allows me to choose which things I say and which are better left unsaid. I have rights, sure. I also have a responsibility to be a positive, tolerant person and try to contribute to the world in a positive way. I'm all for fun and games, but I don't have my fun at the expense of people who are uninvolved and undeserving. I hope TMZ will feel the same way and simply remove the unnecessary lines which feed into stereotypes of people who are from the country, who love God, or who homeschool their kids. It can still be funny without being so broadly stated. That's all.

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by some about to get raked over the coals AGAIN

45. I"m not a fan of this religious cult, but TMZ's comments go beyond this cult, slamming everybody in the world who is not a whore or slut. Not everybody dresses like a whore all the time. TMZ employs low-class people who enjoy slamming people with morals.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Anonymous

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