Fashion
Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
The Devil Wears Pajamas
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!



Tags: Cult, Fashion, FLDS, Mormon

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106. That's nice. I am really happy that the children were returned. I am sure they will make a lot of money.

Posted at 2:09PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Anna

107. That's nice. I am really happy that the children were returned. I am sure they will make a lot of money.

Posted at 2:09PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Anna

108. Holy crap that stuff is expensive. Check out the "About us page" the sewer is wearing a watch. Doesn't that count as jewerly? And modern living?

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by AmaM

109. 6. Ok, I was homeschooled and that is NOT how we dressed. Trust me, you can be homeschooled and not be socially inept. Don't lump us all into that cult category. CREEPY!!! ---- Totally agree. I was homeschooled too, and definitely shop at the mall. These people are disgusting creeps.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Kelleigh

110. wow the prices are crazy if you want to look like that you can do it alot cheeper. Well least we know where are tax dollars are going? Do these other spiritual wives have to participate in welfare to work programs???

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 9th 2008 by Heather

111. i lived close to these communities; even though i do not follow their religion, i found these people to be friendly, pleasant & outgoing if you don't treat them like a bunch of weirdo's. they are just people; sure they practice some way different beliefs than us, but ou will never find a cleaner, more industrious bunch of people & totally self sustaining. the media has blown so much of their lives out of proportion.

Posted at 10:01PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by judyjudyjudy

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