Malcolm in the Middle of a Misdemeanor - Sort Of

How legal is it to barrel around in an SUV while hanging out the window with a camera?

How do we know he is actually driving and just parked?

And people who TEXT should have their thumbs run through a cheese grater.

Then there are the women who put on their makeup and the men who shave while driving. And the people who turn around and either feed or berate their children while on the freeway doing 75. Eh.

TMZHires~ I know we have had this conversation before, and you explained why it is that you spend day after day on this site that you hate so much, but I have to admit, I still don't get it. I have NEVER seen a comment from you OTHER than bagging on the paps. Why do you torture yourself??? You clearly hate this site! You have to know you are only supporting the business you so despise by visiting this site EVERYDAY. They do keep track ya know. The more people who come to this site, the more sponsers they get, the longer they stay in business. So please, for the love of celebrity trash talking, find another site, one you might actually enjoy, so those of us who do like this sort of thing can make fun of celebrities in peace.

Normal people do that all the time!!!

i know he's little but man are his hands small and ya know what else...he needs a small woman to be with him.

It's a sign that there are too many laws if you break two or three of them everyday. Pretty soon, no one will be able to move without being a criminal.

Ya then he jerked off in to an American flag and kicked a baby... What kind of petty crap is this?