Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.



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1. first!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Erica

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by kissit

3. M,AN, WHAT IS KATIE SO PO'D AT?

LOOK AT THAT FACE.

By the way, money although nice to have is dirty
why oh why is she letting that space cadet play with money?
Another moron I see.
And yea, cut those bangs would ya

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Sadieface

4. MAYBE SHES GROWING HER BANGS OUT....SHE SHOULDA NEVER CUT THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE..

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by GIANNA

5. hairline on that bill looks like a Jackson..as in Andrew Jackson. That would make it a $20 TMZ.. as usual top notch on the details guys

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by j

6. "Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie"

You realize filing posts under multiple categories will get you punished by Google for having duplicate content, right?

TMZ has a page rank of 8/10 right now -- don't want it to drop to 6, do you?

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by John

7. Not a one hundred dollar bill. It's a twenty, it has Jackson on the front.

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by jeff

8. cant stand this stepford wife bitch...poor kid looks just like her skanky mama

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by ?????????

9. What doesn't Katie have to be upset about? She is UBER rich...she has everything she could ever want whenever she wants..she has a beautiful daughter she gets to stay home with and she is married to Tom Cruise. Poor thing.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by POOOOOR ME

10. Man...that whole family is creepy.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by jc

11. what a creepy family... I HATE tom cruise... freaking NUT job... That poor baby doesn't stand a chance of being normal

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by shitney spears suck

12. Uhh...who lets there two year old play with $20.00 bills....they do have a tendency to destroy things that age....whatevs.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by nellnelldee

13. this is a disturbing picture..........kinda like, hello??? is anybody home????

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by lorenawoods

14. Katie always looks miserable....................more so than Jessica Alba and that is pretty damn miserable!

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Dallas

15. damn the kid looks as plastic as her mother.........one skank and her prodigy skank.......these two look like robots...oh well homo tom loves the robotic look!

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by mimi r

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