Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.



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16. I want to party with Suri when she grows up.....I'll party with her like I party with all my other friends....in my imagination

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by FlBiker

17. You know they have to hide her face as it becomes more and more obvious her father is Josh Hartnett.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by MW

18. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SURI...SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:36PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by DUMB

19. Poor Katie she looks so miserable!

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Stepford Wife

20. I wonder when it will be clear that Suri is actually Chris Klein's child? :) In that picture - she looks JUST like him - not Tom!! She has her Daddy's eyes! LOL!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Jodi

21. Fake money or real, Suri is adorable!! Too bad she's growing up with psycho parents....I remember when Katie Holmes was actually pretty and fun to watch...Now she's morphed into this....I wonder what Chris Klein is thinking...

Posted at 3:41PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Grr!

22. Poor Suri---cant walk still---

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by cheddar

23. Why is she always holding this kid??? Doesnt it walk yet?.......FREAKS!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by ???

24. I wouldn't worry too much about Suri's Hair.... but What is Katie Holmes doing with hers???? OMG That hair style she has going is aging her before her time & is not flattering at all.......

Posted at 4:11PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by InFiNiTi99

25. Suri is adorable!

Only TMZ would find something wrong with every photograph of Katie or Tom.....

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Lara

26. Put that young 'un in some FLDS kiddy clothes STAT.

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

27. Kate is probably glaring at the freakin' paps who stalk her every move!

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Crickett

28. WTF HAPPEND TO KATIE HOLMES? SHE LOOKS LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD LADY!!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE! SHE'S SOOO FREAKIN' FUGLY NOW THAT SHE'S WITH TOM CRUISE! SHE'S ONLY LIKE 29 YRS OLD & SHE'S ALREADY DRESSING LIKE A GRANDMOTHER!
KATIE YOU NEED TO DIVORCE TOM, GET YOUR HALF OF THE DOUGH, & BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES! OH AND GET A MAJOR MAKEOVER TOO!

YOUR FUGLY KATIE HOMES! FREAKIN FULGY!!!!!

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by OBAMA HATER :)

29. 10. What doesn't Katie have to be upset about? She is UBER rich...she has everything she could ever want whenever she wants..she has a beautiful daughter she gets to stay home with and she is married to Tom Cruise. Poor thing.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by POOOOOR ME

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UBER money doesn't buy happiness - She has no life - She's married to Tom Cruise.

Sounds to me like an absolutely miserable life!

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by mili

30. What does Katie keep doing to her own hair?
Surely she can't think this look is cute?

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by diane

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