Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.



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31. For once I agree with TMZ regarding a remark made about a child. If Suri is growing her bangs out then why not hold them back with a cute barette> It looks like she has to find a gap to peer out of inbetween the hair hanging down almost to the end of her nose. I am not trying to be unkind, just think the parents should either get her bangs cut or get them off her eyes.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Keeley

32. John #6

You're embarrassing yourself.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by jilly

33. John #6

You're embarrassing yourself.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by jilly

34. TMZ Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by LAW GIRL

35. #16. Mimi I can't believe you just called a small child a skank. That is pretty classless, even from you.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Lenore

36. katie needs to have her hair back like it was she just looks not good compare to a few years ago.And why are they creepy?cause of their religion trust me there's more freaky religions than tom's but yeah scientology is really weird

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by deg65

37. Katie hardly ever smiles since she married tom cruise! poor suri has her own closet they claim to be play room .. that gurl never looks happy either .. poor baby

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Kayan Phoenix

38. I feel bad for Suri..what wack-os her parents are...I hope Katie snaps out of her trance soon.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Ashley

39. Xenu is calling...Beam me up Xenu, and please send the REAL KATIE HOLMES BACK!! And puhhhhhhhhhhhhhleeeeeeeeeze cut those darn bangs on that lil thetan will ya? Tom Cruise sucks BTW!

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Beth

40. Does Suri know how to walk yet? At least she is not holding her bottle this time....

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by zippy

41. She's not staring blankly, she's glaring at the paparazzi, is she supposed to be excited to see them?

Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Mimi

42. Even if Katie is growing out the bangs, there are things called BARETTES... I think Katie should just give up, have more and more kids, and just be happy she has fulfilled her childhood wishes.

Posted at 11:23PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Darlene

43. Some prop money left over from the flop "Mad Money".

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

44. I cannot stand these Hollywood moms who don't cut their kids hair! Katie- get a damn barret or a hair cut for the kid's hair! What an idiot mother! Kate Hudson's son along with Celine Dion's son are the two ugliest kids in Hollywood history! Get them a haircut! Also- Cindy Crawford and her husband are both good looking and their son's hair is down to his ass. Why???
Tom Cruise is a psycho!

Posted at 4:52PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by amyamyamy

45. Maybe Katie thinks that is the the New Sunscreen rage for kids! Katie Hudson does it, guess it is a Kate thing. Paging Ken Paves.

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by possibly?

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