Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!
While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.