Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.



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46. oh yeah, forgot to say I think Katie looks terrific and is a doting mother and obvioulsy in love with her husband, nice to see !!

Posted at 4:46PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by possibly?

47. Katie looks hot. Too bad she's Catholic.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Tim

48. She's pissed because her grand plan failed and her celebraty status actually decreased in importance. So, now she's stuck and probably doesn't know exactly what her next move should be, although she's probably getting a lot of coin from the deal.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Pooper

49. It seems to me that everyone ASSUMES Katie is unhappy because she is married to Tom. Really, who did NOT adore Tom Cruise back in the day when he was in Top Gun or Risky business and since when do we persecute people because of their religious beliefs in America???? The press has made them out to be robotic androids...when for all we REALLY know is that they are just a happy loving family trying to bring up their daughter in a safe and secure environment in an UNSAFE and belittling judgemental world.

GET A LIFE PEOPLE

Posted at 5:00PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by stayinyourmovie

50. As for her look; wouldn't that be what you'd be giving if someone followed you around CONSTANTLY and took your picture? Could you imagine your every move being watched? How dreadful! Yes, she kind of knew what she was getting into - but really??!! Was Tom SUCH the whack job when they first met? And who knows what he promised her? Isn't it ironic that he became NUTS over her after his alleged affair with "that rocker" (Rob Thomas?) What became of that anyhow?

Posted at 9:44AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by o Plz

51. Even if it is a fake $100 dollar bill--why is Andrew Jackson on it and not Benjamin Franklin?

Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Maggie

52. Geez, look at Katie Holmes. That girl use to have a smile and glow about her that could light up a dark alley. Now, she just looks like she's an inch from being suicidal.

Tom can't feel to happy knowing he took away such a potentially great actress.

Run away hun!!!!!! Cut the cord and run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Brainy Sly Chic

53. play money so what is everyone fussing about ..$20 or $100 looks fake-white paper on back..

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by concernedmom

54. It's hush money Suri is holding. Tom's all into the silent thing, ya know?

Posted at 5:41PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by ???

55. How do you know the money is not real? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted at 5:48PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Francine

56. In Japanese, 'suri' means "pickpocket."

Lol

Posted at 5:53PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Monica

57. Nice Scientology death stare. She and Tom can kill with just a look.

Posted at 6:19PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Mark

58. Why is Katie Holmes holding Bjork? I think she's old enough to walk by now.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by MercyHumppe

59. Cutest and best dressed celeb toddler ever..

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Senora Silly

60. Lasha Apso Look for Suri. Maybe she's going to buy barrettes with the money.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by sharon

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