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Suri's Mad Money

7/2/2008 4:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.

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46.

Tim    

Katie looks hot. Too bad she's Catholic.

2114 days ago
47.

Mr Poop Scoop    

She's pissed because her grand plan failed and her celebraty status actually decreased in importance. So, now she's stuck and probably doesn't know exactly what her next move should be, although she's probably getting a lot of coin from the deal.

2114 days ago
48.

duhTMZ    

It seems to me that everyone ASSUMES Katie is unhappy because she is married to Tom. Really, who did NOT adore Tom Cruise back in the day when he was in Top Gun or Risky business and since when do we persecute people because of their religious beliefs in America???? The press has made them out to be robotic androids...when for all we REALLY know is that they are just a happy loving family trying to bring up their daughter in a safe and secure environment in an UNSAFE and belittling judgemental world.

GET A LIFE PEOPLE

2114 days ago
49.

O Plz    

As for her look; wouldn't that be what you'd be giving if someone followed you around CONSTANTLY and took your picture? Could you imagine your every move being watched? How dreadful! Yes, she kind of knew what she was getting into - but really??!! Was Tom SUCH the whack job when they first met? And who knows what he promised her? Isn't it ironic that he became NUTS over her after his alleged affair with "that rocker" (Rob Thomas?) What became of that anyhow?

2114 days ago
50.

Maggie    

Even if it is a fake $100 dollar bill--why is Andrew Jackson on it and not Benjamin Franklin?

2114 days ago
51.

Brainy Sly Chic    

Geez, look at Katie Holmes. That girl use to have a smile and glow about her that could light up a dark alley. Now, she just looks like she's an inch from being suicidal.

Tom can't feel to happy knowing he took away such a potentially great actress.

Run away hun!!!!!! Cut the cord and run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2114 days ago
52.

char    

play money so what is everyone fussing about ..$20 or $100 looks fake-white paper on back..

2114 days ago
53.

???    

It's hush money Suri is holding. Tom's all into the silent thing, ya know?

2114 days ago
54.

Francini    

How do you know the money is not real? Wouldn't surprise me.

2114 days ago
55.

Monica    

In Japanese, 'suri' means "pickpocket."

Lol

2114 days ago
56.

Mark    

Nice Scientology death stare. She and Tom can kill with just a look.

2114 days ago
57.

MercyHumppe    

Why is Katie Holmes holding Bjork? I think she's old enough to walk by now.

2114 days ago
58.

Glisten Garbor    

Cutest and best dressed celeb toddler ever..

2114 days ago
59.

sharon    

Lasha Apso Look for Suri. Maybe she's going to buy barrettes with the money.

2114 days ago
60.

that's all    

What a beautiful child. She looks like a wildflower. There is nothing wrong with her hair. Now Katie....please grow it long again. That cut make you look like the lady who Al Bundy's next door Neighbor in Married With Children. Is that the show?

2114 days ago
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