Suri's Mad Money

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.



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61. What a beautiful child. She looks like a wildflower. There is nothing wrong with her hair. Now Katie....please grow it long again. That cut make you look like the lady who Al Bundy's next door Neighbor in Married With Children. Is that the show?

Posted at 6:47PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by geniebeanie

62. who is suri's father,it sure isn't tom cruise.

Posted at 11:36PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by LINDA

63. But atleast they ARE MARRIED! Nope, can't condemn them married, religious folk for raising their kids with morals! We'll just pretend that little Suri WASN'T born a BASTARD, because atleast her parents are married now!! And oh how happy Katie looks!

Posted at 8:02PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Your Ad Here!

64. I've NEVER been able to stand Tom Cruise! Thank heaven Suri looks like her REAL father, Chris Klein.

Posted at 8:10PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by No way

65. Yeah I don't think marrying Cruisafanatic was the best move either but she isn't staring blankly, she's annoyed at having her child stalked.

Posted at 9:35PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Leela

66. I can't believe how much she looks like her mommy. Such a cutie!

Posted at 11:42PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Niki

67. 9. What doesn't Katie have to be upset about? She is UBER rich...she has everything she could ever want whenever she wants..she has a beautiful daughter she gets to stay home with and she is married to Tom Cruise. Poor thing.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by POOOOOR ME

To be honest, I didn't read through all of the posts, but I'm betting that Katie has that disgusted look on her face because she saw you guys - I know I would.

Posted at 12:55AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by TMZ Sucks

68. Oh hell....Suri is only two years old...that's a leeetttllle young to be worried about her hair....lol. Besides, her bangs look cute, and she's an adorable kid. Her mom is staring like that because, well, Kate is now a VERY important celeb married to another VERY important celeb, and they do that sort of thing. Just ignore them, and they will eventually go away. ;)

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Squish

69. Lets be fair here, she is a beautiful baby..One of the mot beautiful baby in hollywood if not the prettiest so far. Great genes tom and katie....As for katie...why are you guys bashing ather, she is a model citizen, don't blame her because she is famous...She lives her life without chaos....Tom is a great person too...I wish them both the best in life.

Posted at 10:44AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Suri is so pretty....

70. You Are Eviel Don;t Have Your Kids That Don;t know any better Harvey Attack other kids that is hitting below the belt isn;t this world in enough trouble Katie And Tom Are Great!!!!!!! people that is why every one attacks them Stop stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by karen stine

71.

WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL !!!!!!!!! " SHILOH PITT " HAS NOTHING ON THIS GIRL !!!!!!!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT !!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by B.D.

72. HUMMMMM I WONDER IF JOSH HARTNETT IS THE REAL FATHER OF KATIES BABY ,,HE SURE LOOKS JUST LIKE SURI , TOM SURE DOESN'T..NO WAY TOMS THE DADDY.,,,,,,

Posted at 1:11PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by DNA TESTTTT

73. Come on people--if this was anyone else that hair in her eyes would be totaly criticized. Simple and CHEAP solution--it is called a barrette. I don't see any other celeb child looking like this.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by concernedmom

74. All Kate does with Suri is shop so I guess Suri is a shopper in training. We never see that little girl playing. What is up with that!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Anna

75. Why is Katie allowed to cut her hair so short, but when married to Nicole Kidman,
Tom forbid her to cut her long beautiful hair?

Posted at 6:11PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Tomisawhacko

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