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Suri's Mad Money

7/2/2008 4:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!

While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?

If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.

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shirliana    

SURI IS JUST AN ADORABLE BABY... BUT FOR A FEW MONTHS... MY GOD, ALL KATIE'S PICTURES SHOWS THAT SHE IS ************ SO ANGRY *************** ABOUT SOMETHING..... REALLY, WE ALL FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER... SHE IS A VERY UNHAPPY LADY.....

SHE IS BEEN CONTROLLED BY HER HUSBAND AND FROM WHAT WE ALL HEARD, EVEN HER CELL FONE THAT SHE USES, TOM HAS SOMEONE TAPING ALL HER CONVERSATIONS.....

BEFORE SHE WENT BERZERK FOR THIS MAN, SHE SHUD HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH WHY HIS PREVIOUS MARRIAGES NEVER WORKED.... SHE DID NOT... VERY NAIVE.///// EVEN HER PARENTS HAD WARNED HER ABOUT TOM CRUISE.....

WE FEEL SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY FOR THIS GIRL.....
A. SHE NEEDS HAPPINESS
B. SHE NEEDS TO START SMILING (HASN'T SHOWN THIS FOR QUITE A LONG TIME).
C. WE ALL SENSE THAT WHEN SHE IS WITH HER HUBBY ON THE RED CARPET OR OTHER ENGAGEMENTS, HER SMILE IS JUST SO ********************* F A K E ********************
KATIE HOLMES , NO ONE IS DUMB OUT THERE.......
WE FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU........THAT U HAVE TO GO THRU SO MUCH.,... YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE A PRISONER.. SHAME ON TOM CRUISE.,..
TOM, JUST GIVE UR WIFE A BREAK... DON'T U TRUST HER???????????????

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