Lindsay Back in Her Birthday Suit

1. NO ONE SHOWED BIG SURPRISE!! SHES A NEVER WAS ANYWAY!! LEZBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:54AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by SICK OF IT!

2. Lindsay tastes like cigaretttes, vodka, cocaine and vicodin. Her pantys smell like the welcome mat at a trcuk stop Denny's.

Posted at 8:54AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Sam Ronson

3. TMZ, focus on Lindsay and not her mom. That woman is hideous and trashy. The amount of time a person spends acknowledging your stupid cameras directly correlates to how little fame they actually have.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Rachel

4. Happy Birthday Lindsay!! And so proud of you for doing it sober...I myslelf know how hard that can be especially n somehing like a BDay. That was the best gift you could have received...you deserve it.

Posted at 9:07AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Shona

5. Mercifully, any Ali stuff kept to a minimum. Thanx, TMZ!

Posted at 9:12AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by little k

6. So it looks like her b/day was a big bust. No real surprise here. La Linds is a washed up, fadded movie star at the ripe ole age of 22. Can anyone say burnout? No "A" list celebrity is going to associate themselves w/her. She should have just gone to Chucky E Cheeze. She needs to go away, she hasn't had a hit movie in years and worst yet no offers. That's what she gets for always running to the cameras to have her picture taken. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! She'd go to the opening of a hot dog stand (even though it seems she doesn't like hot dogs) if cameras were going to be there. Looser!

Posted at 9:11AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Illinois person

7. HOT! HAPPY B-day LINDZ!

Posted at 9:13AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by tb

8. Haters, it wasn't supposed to be a large event. It was to be intimate and private like it was. To the people above saying stuff about her boozing, etc. she drank red bull all night. Come up with better ways to insult her. Lameass.

Posted at 9:15AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by jeff

9. lindsay is an extremely talented young woman who has worked hard and made some really great movies for kids that will be around for a long time. Lindsay is a beautiful person. It is quite an accomplishment to have been part of a series of movies that most young girls love. You can't take that away from her. There is much time for change and rest.

Posted at 9:25AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by back off bitches

10. I guess when the guys s**t all over you and use you time and time again you decide to give carpet munching a go....... perhaps shag gaggin' is the way to go for LiLo!!!!!

Posted at 9:25AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Ree-Ree

11. I went to prom in the '80s, and none of those outfits look anything like what we wore. Lindsay fails miserably once again!

Posted at 9:36AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Chatham

12. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS HER NURSE OUT IN SOME CALIFORNIA HOSPITAL AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A REAL SPOILED BRAT AND SHE TALKED DOWN TO EVERYONE THERE. TO ME SHE'S JUST A POS!

Posted at 9:37AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by NITZ47

13. Love momma LOHAN!

Posted at 9:56AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by tara

14. Dr. M

i really don't know what 2 say -

soo - HaPpy BirThDay Lindsay -

Nosce Te Ipsum
Shalom Aleichem
Dr. M
MM

Posted at 10:03AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Dr. M

15. NITZ47-Your friend the "nurse" should lose her job. Real nurses do not talk discuss their clients with anyone not related to the clients care. On top of that, personal feelings about the client should have been kept to herself. HIPPA would LOVE to have her name. That is what's wrong with the world today-No one has ethics anymore.

Posted at 10:15AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by NurseWithEthics