Celebrity Justice
Peter to Christie: You're Full of Shrek

Oh no he didn't!! Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook just said that Shrek "was more believable" than his soon-to-be ex's tearful testimony. The nerve!

During a lunch break, the cheater's, er, Cook's lawyer told PEOPLE "I think her performance was a performance," adding, "She's a good actress. It's been two years. She should be past this by now." Let's look back -- she was in "Vacation" and said, like, seven words. She's a model, you douche, not an actress!

Stay tuned ... this is better than TV.

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16. Of course she's an actress, she's been rehearsing her heart out for this trial. Why do you think she doesn't give a crap about her kids being subjected to the public humiliation? I felt bad for her when it first happened, but when she supported the trial going public, she lost me. That shows her complete disregard for others. Someone should remind her that the only consistent feature in all of her failed marriages is...her

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by ddberry

17. Christie Brinkley is a complete as**ole. So your husband was watching a lot of internet porn and had an extramarital affair? Welcome to the lives of about 40% of married women, Christie. If you can't work it out and forgive the son-of-a-bitch (which I realize some situations can't be forgiven), a least have the grace and class to keep things underwraps and private, instead of FIGHTING to have the whole sorted mess made public for the soul purpose of humiliating your extremely transgressed husband. Ya, you're hoppin' mad, and I don't blame you. But why, why, why, chose to make all of these details public. Oh, I know why. You want attention. Publicity. A little spot light shined on you to possibly jump start anything left you may have had from your career. You are a disgrace, Christie. And both CNN and FOX News commentaries are already blasting you for this self absorbed, narcassictic display of behaviror. You can kiss it goodbye now, Christie, because no one in the entertainment/modeling industry is going to touch you with a ten foot pole, after this extreme demonstration of disgusting disloyalty.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by captain kirk

18. R U Serious - A wife could give it to her man 5 times a day and if he has tendencies to play around with teen-agers - he will. It has nothing to do with how many times a man and a woman make love - it has to do with addiction. GET REAL. There are many philanderers and they will have sex whereever they can get it. It is called Variety and it is also - the excitement of getting away with something. I think you better get real and find out why spouses mess around on the people they are married to. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH - HOW MUCH, THEY ARE GETTING AT HOME. He likes CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by chrissyfrog

19. Didn't her marriage prior to this one end after just a year? Maybe she is the one who should be making better choices and not getting re-married so quickly after she gets divorced. While Peter Cook obviously isn't husband material I sure wouldn't kick him out of my bed - he looks like he would know what he is doing.

Meanwhile, Christie has shown that she can't function unless there is a man in her life. If she would learn to be happy and feel whole being on her own and without being in a relationship, maybe she wouldn't make such lousy choices in husbands. I had friends in high school who were so needy for a relationship that they would find their next boyfriend prior to breaking up with their current boyfriend. Sure looks like some people don't grow out of that phase.

Posted at 4:50PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Miss Baltimore Crabs

20. If Christie knew all of this was going on , porn, (and spending on porn), Alexa having issues with Peter, etc.,....WHY, didn't she do something about it then???!!! Oh yeah...but she thought she had "the perfect life/marriage"...

GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK!!!!! These people will do anything to keep up their image - even turn a blind eye (or both!) to what their husbands/wives are doing...ditto for Brinkley.

Posted at 5:06PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by wouldn't wanna b ya!

21. No matter what she does even if she pretended to cry on the stand, that could never equal his track record.

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by nicaw

22. My new TMZ book , you should read it . It's all about Christie ' The Smile' Brinkley , and how while she was outwardly grinning for us , inside she was crying . She will gain fifty pounds of choclate fat , the good kind, buy a new hat and get a mannypeddy . Then it's all good again ! The End .

Posted at 6:11PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by when THE SMILE turns to tears

23. I don't feel one iota of sympathy for Christie like I do with most women who have been cheated on by their husbands. Christie has been proven to be a cheater herself. It's called karma baby....what goes around, comes around. Her cheating ways caught up with her and kicked her a$s. Now she know the pain and heartache she's caused when she cheated. I was cheated on by my first husband, and no way in the world would I ever cheat and cause that kind of emotional pain to anyone.

Posted at 6:41PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Catherine

24. She lost my respect after she continued to be with him knowing he shoved her daughter's head in a bucket.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by My Two Cents

25. She's on her fourth marriage now that says a lot about her and the sanctity of marriage

Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by ANdy

26. I have heard a little of what Peter is going to tell the court. Peter will tell the court that Christie may be a pretty lady but she does not practice good hygiene for her privates. Christie's private area smells like a dead fish was inserted a week earlier. She could not have an infection for that long!!! Christie also has some rather radical things she likes done to her during sex. Peter's lawyer will bring up some things that will make even the most hardened porn addict blush!!!!! Christie your secrets in the bedroom will be out in the open. All is fair in love and war!!!!

Posted at 7:29PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Big Bear

27. That comment speaks volume on just the kind of person he is. "It's been 2 years she should be over it ???" What a dumbass! I can be she is over you but what you did would be hard for anyone to get over. I hope she takes you to the cleaners and makes you so poor you can't even afford to see Shrek 4 at the movies! LOSER !

Posted at 8:05PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Tracey

28. This is all so sad for everyone involved. Shame on the attorney who said she should be over it after 2 years. If he had ever been in this situation he may feel differently. No one can determine how long it may take them to get over a trauma like this, especially if in the public eye.The pain is real and deep, I hope both can learn from their mistakes and not put the children in the middle. And to clarify Lost love is for both of them, since they both lost eachother. LL

Posted at 8:43PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by lost love

29. This guy is a total jerk, but I have to stress she is a poor judge of character. Just saw on the news, how badly he treated her
daughter Alexa Ray and other incidents. All the sudden Brinkley is shocked. Typical, treats his own kids wonderful and
the children from another marriage like crap. Billy Joel should have kicked his butt! And Christy so in love she let this happen. Same old story, Christy and Peter need the 12 step program. Her addiction to marrying idiots and he for
sex!

Posted at 8:43PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Terri

30. Not only did he shove Alexa Joel's head in a bucket, she was naked in the shower when he did it! What a nice way to treat a teenaged stepdaughter. Alexa also testified that he commented on her "fat butt" all the time. Chirstie must have truly had her head in the sand to not realize what waas going on. He's still a creep though.

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by No way

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