Celebrity Justice
Peter to Christie: You're Full of Shrek

Oh no he didn't!! Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook just said that Shrek "was more believable" than his soon-to-be ex's tearful testimony. The nerve!

During a lunch break, the cheater's, er, Cook's lawyer told PEOPLE "I think her performance was a performance," adding, "She's a good actress. It's been two years. She should be past this by now." Let's look back -- she was in "Vacation" and said, like, seven words. She's a model, you douche, not an actress!

Stay tuned ... this is better than TV.

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31. It's not the cheating thing that bothers me so much, although the girl is really still a kid. Cheating isn't right at all, but It's the fact that he downloaded porn sites and pictures on his 13 year old son's computer. Obviously he didn't want his wife to see it on HIS computer so he put it on his son's instead. I guess he wasn't worried about a 13 year old boy finding that filth on his computer. Pedophiles and sex offenders are addicted to sex and porn. No one's marriage is all perfect but spending $3000 a month on porn, jacking off for a web cam and giving $300,000 to his mistress to keep her mouth closed are unforgivable for me. After 4 marriages, 3 of them failed marriages ,maybe she should give up the wife status and concentrate on raising her kids.

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by gossip fan

32. Agree with previous poster, I lost respect for her when I heard he took Alexa's head and shoved it in a bucket. You think your
with a nice person? That girl must of been in terror of this guy. Alexa acts and holds herself well, seems to have better
judgement then the mother!

Posted at 8:50PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Terri

33. christie is all about her.....she dumped the piano man man billy joel when he ran into some financial problems....got hitched to a guy she thought was loaded....when he had to disclose his shoddy finances...she fled.....she is a selfg absorbed...ego maniac....with no booty....no wonder she has never ever been seen with a black guy...flat like sheet rock with a thong hanging on it...no booty
peter will come out on top in this....endorsments...tv deals...book deal....he,s a stud....sh on the other hand cant accept that she is old, undesirable....wrinkeld.....and dumped....maybe chuck norris can drop kick some sense into her.....

Posted at 9:08PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by izzy

34. For poster #6:

6. WELL SHE WANTED ALL THIS AIRED IN PUBLIC AND NOW SHE IS CRYING AND WANT SYMPATHY. I FEEL NON FOR HER, HE IS A SLEAZE BAG YES, BUT CHRISTIE IS FAR FROM BEING THE SWEET LITTLE WOMAN. SHE HAS CHEATED ING THE PAST AND EVEN DUMPED A GUY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by STACCEE

You need to repeat the 4th grade. LOL

Posted at 9:22PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by checkurgrammarbeforeposting

35. FKTARDS! Peter Cook is NOT a child-molesting perve! REALITY CHECK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! she was 18 DUUUUUUUH(legal fkable age).AND,IF,he was in to child porn on the net=the feds would have his balls-not MS BITCHLEY.Don't believe it?TRY it. This OLD bags gig is up.This is her last gold-digging hooray.No man in his right mind would touch her.Even if her pu..y was lined in gold(which,it obviously isn't). And,she is FUGLEY to boot. So, Peter got it elsewhere=half of married men do on the sly.GET over it ladies.Women cheat too.Read the stats.Sheesh! What is the most disgusting accusation i heard here is that Peter wanted Alexa to walk around nude to do something?????? Well,why didnt MS COOK do something then? Yeah,it NEVER HAPPENED.MS BITCHLEY HAS COOKED it all up! AN OLD LADY SCORNED.Couldnt handle the fact shes NOT young anymore and can't FK. good/and or lost the desire too..........probably lays like a corpse.

Posted at 9:38PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by carol

36. Carol - you sound like a complete idiot!

Maybe YOU have been cheated on by your husband - but Peter Cook's behavior is aberrant and if Ms. Brinkley is 150 - his behavior was unacceptable!

Posted at 11:51PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Trace

37. This is all so pathetic. I don't feel sorry for either one of them. She is a woman scorned who is hell bent on revenge. He is an arrogant fool. She claims that the children are being protected because there is no "remote thing" in her house and that she is preparing to send both of them to camp (per another article). Christie, in case you forgot, kids talk and they torment and they repeat what they hear their parents saying. No matter how you slice it, you are so wrong to do this!

Posted at 11:05PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by an

38. Um, I think if your husband cheats on you with a 17 year-old child, you can pretty much milk that HOWEVER YOU WANT FOR HOWEVER LONG YOU WANT. And like this morally corrupt idiot would know anything about "good" acting - his basis for judgement comes from PORN VIDEOS. Because, you know, that's what porn stars are known for: their AWESOME acting ability...

This dumbass needs to shut his piehole. He's the one that cheated, had pornographic material on his kid's computer, tried to bribe the CHILD he cheated with to keep her quiet, need I go on? Do us all a favor, and go crawl back under the rock from whence you slithered from before you do any more harm to your wife and especially your children.

Posted at 11:02PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by TLou

39. One more thing, don't judge him by what Alex Joel is saying. She will do anything to protect her mom (understandably); however, I would venture to guess that she was not a piece of cake to live with. He probably got toally fed up with her diva, "I can do what I want" attitude. I'm just guessing, but I would be I'm pretty close. I certainly don't give an ounce of weight to her complaint!

Posted at 11:07PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by an

40. Peter Cook is a SEX ADDICT. He if fond of YOUNG girls. Christie wants to protect her daughter she had with Peter Cook. He was mean spirited to Christy's daughter Alexis Joel and Alexis wants to save her little sister. That pressure will bring a mother to tears for YEARS AND YEARS. Peter Cook needs to leave the children the hell alone!!!

Posted at 11:19PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Jan

41. She is selfish, it is all about her she don't give a damn about her kids.This could have been done behind close doors.She wants to humiliate him and milk this for all the publicity that she can get.She is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside.

Posted at 11:33PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by just saying

42. Just wait until the trial resumes on Monday!...there is suspected to be expert testimony from individuals (unknown at this time) and it doesn't look good for Peter Cook..

Posted at 11:38PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by golfman

43. Nope.In college and 18 1/2 years old honey.Sex since 15.Legal consent in most states is 16.!18 is fkable! So is 17.IF thats a child to you then you're an OLD married woman feeling VERy insecure about YOUR hubbys fidelity.PUUUUUUULEASE!

Posted at 1:03AM on Jul 4th 2008 by carol

44. I hope Christy Brinkley and fam have a happy 4th of July. They deffinately deserve it after going through this.

Posted at 2:32AM on Jul 4th 2008 by GEB

45. Carol,
Can I have your phone number?
PUUUUUUULEASE!!!!

Posted at 2:58AM on Jul 4th 2008 by Peter Cook.

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