Ronaldo Spotted with a Biological Woman

1. Why is he in tighty whiteys in public and isn't he a bit out of shape to be a soccer star?

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 3rd 2008 by wisegirl

2. Is the dude sitting down pregnant?

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by ?

3. He looks like he's wearing a diaper. MEN - Do you know how ugly you are in tiny bathing suits and thong type suits - upi are UGLY, UGLY, I tell you. It's like a big fat women wearing a bikini. Some things you just don't do. Show some class, not your ass or other parts either.

Posted at 12:07PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Barb

4. Gross.

Posted at 12:10PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by tracey

5. ITS SO NASTY THAT THESE CHICKS WILL HAVE SEX AND GET PREGNANT BY ANYBODY WITH $. THIS GUY GOT CAUGHT PAYIN FOR SOME P*SSY OR D*CK (DOESNT REALLY MATTER), AND SHES F*CKIN HIM.

Posted at 12:28PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by ROCKY

6. Reminds me, gotta stop by the store and get hot dogs and buns for tomorrow.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by chicken stripper

7.
What an ugly slob.

Posted at 1:24PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by orchidgirl

8. He is so gross looking!

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Dawn Day

9. WTF, does this guy have an extra chromosome or something? I kinda feel like I do after this story, I don't understand anything about it.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Ballbag

10. Is he wearing a protective mouth guard, or is he playing that game where you put a lemon peel in your mouth and pretend it's teeth?

"Extra chromosome" LOL, Ballbag!!

Posted at 2:46PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by perky

11. THAT AIN'T CRISTIANO RONALDO! TMZ NEEDS TO GET THEIR SH*T TOGETHER, I SWEAR.

Posted at 11:31PM on Jul 5th 2008 by barbara

12. What a primordial-looking fat slob!! How dare he appear ANYWHERE in that getup? I just threw up on the desk!!

Posted at 5:40PM on Jul 7th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

13. SHE IS NOT BIA ANTHONY!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Pretz