Why is he in tighty whiteys in public and isn't he a bit out of shape to be a soccer star?

Is the dude sitting down pregnant?

He looks like he's wearing a diaper. MEN - Do you know how ugly you are in tiny bathing suits and thong type suits - upi are UGLY, UGLY, I tell you. It's like a big fat women wearing a bikini. Some things you just don't do. Show some class, not your ass or other parts either.

Gross.

ITS SO NASTY THAT THESE CHICKS WILL HAVE SEX AND GET PREGNANT BY ANYBODY WITH $. THIS GUY GOT CAUGHT PAYIN FOR SOME P*SSY OR D*CK (DOESNT REALLY MATTER), AND SHES F*CKIN HIM.

Reminds me, gotta stop by the store and get hot dogs and buns for tomorrow.

What an ugly slob.

He is so gross looking!

WTF, does this guy have an extra chromosome or something? I kinda feel like I do after this story, I don't understand anything about it.

Is he wearing a protective mouth guard, or is he playing that game where you put a lemon peel in your mouth and pretend it's teeth?

"Extra chromosome" LOL, Ballbag!!

THAT AIN'T CRISTIANO RONALDO! TMZ NEEDS TO GET THEIR SH*T TOGETHER, I SWEAR.

What a primordial-looking fat slob!! How dare he appear ANYWHERE in that getup? I just threw up on the desk!!

SHE IS NOT BIA ANTHONY!