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Madge Kabbalah'd A-Rod into Submission

Madonna is using "mind control" through the power of Kabbalah to mesmerize A-Rod into making him her boytoy, according to friends of his wife.

"I don't recognize the man he's become," Cynthia Rodriguez told a pal, according to the New York Daily News. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. ... Today he's very cold and calculating." Still, say pals, Cynthia is still in love with the slugger.

Reps of all the involved parties deny any Yankee panky happens to manage Madonna, A-Rod, and Kravitz.

Granny Sells Brit-Brit Out


If only they had the "Gimme More" VMA outfit: Seven pieces of Britney Spears' clothing, including a Mickey Mouse T-shirt that she gave to her grandma back when, are going up for auction.

And get this: that one tee, signed by Mickey co-stars Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Keri Russell, is expected to fetch between $15,000 and $20,000 when online auctioneers Gotta Have It! sell it off as part of their Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction. Britfans can also bid on outfits from the "Drive Me Crazy" tour and a Pepsi X-mas ad.

How the T-shirt got from grams to the auction is unclear happens to manage Madonna, A-Rod, and Kravitz.

Katie Price -– Not a Bad Mama After All


TMZ has seen Katie Price – aka Jordan, the Brit Pam Anderson – carrying her baby around with suspicious sores ... but don't call her a bad mother.

Price and her husband Peter Andre just accepted "substantial damages" and a public apology at London's high court yesterday from the News of the World tabloid after the paper, according to the court, falsely claimed they were uncaring parents. The tab had alleged that the couple were reckless parents based on an interview with their ex-nanny.

The damages are going to charity and to a trust fund for their kids happens to manage Madonna, A-Rod, and Kravitz.

Party Favors, Birthday Edition: New Edition Turns 25!!! ... Tom Cruise Turns 46!!! ... U.S.A. Turns 232!!!


Believe it or not, New Edition – yes, the birthplace of Bobby Brown and Bell Biv Devoe – turns 25 this year, and JET magazine says that they will be touring in September, with or without Bobby Brown. ... Scientolofreak Tom Cruise turns 46 today, and Us says he'll be spending the birthday in his compound in Telluride. ... And we were glad to hear that besides Taylor Hicks singing for the masses in DC tonight, Huey Lewis and the News will be doing their thing. I wanna new album!

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Reader Comments

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16. Oh me...This seems a mix betwixt Much Ado About Nothing and a Midsummer Nights Dream. We are the audience eves dropping as in Much Ado About Nothing and Madonna is the Fairy Queen making love with an ass. Or pardon, a man who has been translated to an ass. Alas all the world's a stage and Madonna deserves an award for the role that she plays.

Posted at 11:14AM on Jul 4th 2008 by Christopher M

17. ARod's wife is a delusional gold digger. She is in love iwth his money, period.

Posted at 11:17AM on Jul 4th 2008 by Kellie

18. your right, the red sox do keep their eyes on balls, and not babes.


Hopefully nobody at yankee stadium over the age 50 waves a ticket in front of Manny Ramirez, he might attack them

Posted at 11:45AM on Jul 4th 2008 by JJ

19. Madonna might have hooked him alright but 'it' has nothing to do with 'mind control' except that most males spend their life in pursuit of 'it'; same age old story different name. I've heard 'it' referred to by many names, but 'kabbalah' is a new one.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jul 4th 2008 by got it

20. Britney's grandmothers are dead so they must have come to life to give the shirt away or maybe the family (or Britney??) decided it was a good gesture to sell it since it's for charity.

And what the hell is wrong with all the stories? Does everyone happen to manage Madonna, A-Rod, and Kravitz? There is no excuse for this even if there are junior copy editors today. I was a copy editor before becoming the executive editor of a magazine and, if I let something like this happen, I would have been canned immediately. It's the net but at least attempt to be professional, please, TMZ!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 4th 2008 by PT

21. Jake: GET A LIFE. Good Lord.

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Snookums

22. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him".

yup that's what angelina jolie did to brad pitt..succubi's..

Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Senora Silly

23. Isn't it entirely possible, given Madonna's past experiences, that she and Guy have agreed to have an "open marriage?"

CrabbyGolightly.com

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Crabby Golightly

24. Ewwwww! Madonna what are you thinking?! What is attractive about a meat head? Boy can she pick em. Sorry Mr. ARod but you're a baseball geek and I'm sure you own some tommy bahama shirts. point taken. You're supposed to date those money suckin bimbo's. There's tons in the OC!
I guess M's not a s cool as she's pretended to be through the years...she's finally in touch with her inner cheerleader and we all know there is and never has been anything cool about cheerleaders. Wasn't she one of them in high school? Snap.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Anonoymous

25. And as long as the illiterates gravitate toward each other- it's "TMZ, you're falling fast," not "TMZ your falling fast." Your falling fast what? TMZ whose falling fast? What's a falling fast? What does it mean if you TMZ it?

I know- let's everybody here go back to school- especially the wasted lives who run this place!

Posted at 4:51PM on Jul 4th 2008 by auramac

26. Pathos throughout... the articles have errors, all the reader comments have grammar errors, the articles are pure drivel and are not worth the energy spent reading them - much less any additional effort spent on proofreading... we've become a nation of idiots.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jul 4th 2008 by GreatNorthernWasteland

27. If I thought I was getting a grade to post a comment, I would have tried (is that right, Jake) to be grammatically correct.

or should I say:

If I had thought I was going to get a grade to post a comment, I would have tried even harder to be more grammatically correct?

There, take your pick. Hopefully at least one of them is right. LOL

Posted at 7:17PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Snookums

28. I'm glad to hear about New Edition be touring in September. These guys need to show the New Kids on the Block how it's done. They never get the credit or respect that they were the original B-Band before New Kids, NSYNC, Backsteet, or any other group today. You go the f!$k on New Edition with or without Bobby Brown. It sill can be done after 25 years.

Posted at 8:37PM on Jul 4th 2008 by X-Mas Man G

29. NEW EDITION is so fantastic in concert, they still have it!

Posted at 12:19AM on Jul 6th 2008 by J

30. If Madonna were to checkout her Bible it would tell her to "avoid the appearance of sin". Oh well, she's made herself a god with her kabalah(sp?). But the God above all gods is the teacher through the Holy Spirit that she should be receiving guidance from. If memory serves isn't Madonna ticked off with theCatholic Church or is it just authority, that is, any other authority than her madgesty or whatever. I really pitty her children, they're going to turn out like Sharon Stone. Oh well.

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 6th 2008 by MissClarity

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