Shauna Sand: Pardon My French!

16. Sorry ,,but that girl is a freak show lookin' street hooka'. If you washed her make up off, and put her in normal clothes, not "hot pants", platform hooka' hoov covers, a tiny tight tube top, etc. and put her in classy clothes, she would look like an old, worn out, rode hard, female. Geeeeesh. Sorry Lorenzo, you're a classy man, and deserve sole custody of your children. Can't believe a court will not do that, or on second thought, maybe you do have sole custody..lol. I watched a Sunset Tan show one night, she came in with her children, She looked like a low class hooker. Maybe she has that disease that makes her THINK she looks good, while the entire world is embarressed for her.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Pam

17. Honestly,
I have NO idea who this woman is. Other than being on TMZ EVERY SINGLE DAY, what does she do? Act? Sing? I could Google her, but why bother - I have feeling that this woman will be the barometer to tell whether it is a slow celeb news day at TMZ. Photo of Sand = no one interesting at the Ivy, LAX, or just having coffee and picking his or her nose.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Michelle Nelson

18. She looks old and awful, like an aged clown.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 4th 2008 by hc

19. why do you keep running " stories " about this disgusting pig. Please stop filming her and she will go away, the ONLY place i still ever hear about this pig is on your site! Either someone is paying you guys for her publicity, or your just a bunch of retards.
JUST SAY NO TO THIS BEAST PLEEEEAASSEE!

Posted at 9:50PM on Jul 4th 2008 by i hate hollywood

20. I didn't understand her French... and I'm French!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 4th 2008 by bulle

21. Hard to believe she actually paid for that face. She is an ugly woman!

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 4th 2008 by river rat

22. How sad she is! She is CONSTANTLY flipping her hair. A REAL sign of insecurity! She HAS NO SELF WORTH or she wouldn't have gone to such extremes with plastic surgery. I'm sure if she spent the night at Lorenzo's house as she says, it's because he feels sorry for her and for his children that he chose such a pathetic loser to have children with. SHE WAS A BIMBO WHEN HE MARRIED HER. Nothing new here!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jul 4th 2008 by DJ

23. You beat me, Lenn K.

so much hate for the Williams sisters but the insults are awful tame for Shauna...

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 4th 2008 by I am perplexed

24. Oups,

That's our "Bozo is Dead" pic...

Apologies.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 4th 2008 by TMZ Staff

25. WHOA...what the hell happened to her?? Talk about a train wreck...Prime example of too much of a good thing, restyaline, botox...whatever else she's done to butcher herself..ugh.

Posted at 2:37AM on Jul 5th 2008 by k.d.

26. euww!

Does she suck d!ck with that mouth?

Yuck!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 4th 2008 by rachel

27. "Grotesque",

THAT'S the word I'm looking for...,

"Grotesque"...

Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 4th 2008 by Fun With Adjectives

28. Red, White and Blue...

At least she's a patriot...

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 4th 2008 by It IS the fourth, right..?

29. Does she kiss her mother with that mouth?
And where has that mouth been?

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 4th 2008 by rachel

30.
Response to Michelle Nelson #17:
Michelle, you don't need to Google this creature to find out who she is. She is an ex-wife of a TV star Lorenzo Lamas, she has a custody of their 3 young daughters, and she is famous for her boob-job, huge lips, 6" clear plastic heels and sparse clothing.

I can't believe that men would want to have sex with something like that. But then again, men would have sex with a rubber blow-up doll , wouldn't they???

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 4th 2008 by orchidgirl