J. Lo's Twins Go for a Swim

61. 35. NO THOES MARKS ON HER LEGS ARE FROM LIPO, SHE ALSO HAD LAZER STRETCH MARK REMOVAL AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A TUMMY TUCK! SHE IS SO FAKE! SHE CARES MORE ABOUT HER IMAGE RATHER THEN HER BABIES...

Posted at 5:47PM on Jul 5th 2008 by kno it all
40. Can someone please tell me why this talentless blob is famous? Oh, It also looks like she was swimming in Tapioca pudding.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 5th 2008 by buttercup

41. A big butt is fine I guess when your young and firm, but mark my words, she'll be pulling that thing around in a wagon in 5 years. It's already started, you can clearly see all the skin on her upper thighs are collapsing under the immense strain.

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 5th 2008 by jill
I know all of you said this to my mommy Britney when she was on the beach.

Posted at 12:27AM on Jul 6th 2008 by Sean Preston & Jayden James

62. 52. This woman should not be wearing a bikini. She does not have the body for such a provocative piece of clothing. She should, instead, be wearing a mumu. :)

Posted at 9:53PM on Jul 5th 2008 by MsWinoPowdersHerNose
53. Oh, well...she is more fortunate than us regular folks..when she feels the need, she can always go have some of the fat sucked out or pay someone to make her gourmet low cal meals....

Posted at 10:42PM on Jul 5th 2008 by Ashley

You gave this advice to my mommy Britney the last time she wore her bikini.

Posted at 12:41AM on Jul 6th 2008 by Sean Preston & Jayden James

63. I wonder if she asked the lifeguard to clear out all the fish within a 1 mile radius so she could swim in peace. Actually it probably would be good if he had, instead of making the fish suffer through 4 or 5 albums in the key of bubbles(think about it).
On a side track, if I was the manager of that store in New York, I would have incinerated the pile of clothes the moment the broad left.

Posted at 1:07AM on Jul 6th 2008 by tellin it

64. 49. AND WHERE ARE THE KIDS I'VE NEVER SEEN HER & MARC WITH THEM AT ALL
WHY? THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A NANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG BUTT

Posted at 9:23PM on Jul 5th 2008 by diva
I SHOULD HAVE SAID THEY DON'T TAKE THEIR KIDS SWIMMING BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO LITTLE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR KIDS. EVEN I WOULD WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:11AM on Jul 6th 2008 by diva

65. Once, I was in New Mexico and I thought I saw the chupacubra! But when I got closer, I realiezed it was J Lo trying on spandex. Too bad, I was going to ask for an autograph but instead I just ran and hid in a clothes rack. I hope she didn't notice.

Posted at 2:02AM on Jul 6th 2008 by little Laura from 1st grade

66. puerto rican trash...this is what ben's mother finally got through to him...think about the wrong side of the tracks kids you'll have,,,he finally listened.

Posted at 2:05AM on Jul 6th 2008 by trace

67. #71, to make that statement, you must be way fatter than this here j-lo! there are way too many other nice bodies to wish for than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this here, looks terrible, TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:10AM on Jul 6th 2008 by mario

68. I have to go skinny dipping with Jennifer Lopez on purpose!!!! Jennifer Lopez is excellent looking in her bikini!!!! I am a true fan of Jennifer Lopez. I also am a huge fan of Jennifer Lopez. I really really am madly deeply continuously passionately and romanticly in love with Jennifer Lopez. I really really love enjoy crave honor cherish respect and obey all of Jennifer Lopez from head to toe. I really really do care about Jennifer Lopez. I really really am concerned about Jennifer Lopez. I really really am crazy for Jennifer Lopez. I really really am crazy about Jennifer Lopez. To see Jennifer Lopez totally nude is my all-time #1 favorite way to see Jennifer Lopez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:29AM on Jul 6th 2008 by George William Gockel

69. Once I was in Louisiana and I thought I saw a crocodile but when I got closer it was Britney Spears wearing boots, bug eyed sunglasses, a pink wig with torn fishnet stockings. I ran maybe she didn't notice.

Posted at 2:32AM on Jul 6th 2008 by little Laura from 1st grade

70. first time I saw her was on the cover of Movieline with the most convinced facial attitude standing naked in classic crucifed Jesus pose...strategic spots covered with a white fur boa stating how desireable she was...I thought "Your ass is as gigantic as your ego!"...her campaign did stir up attention and she picked it up and went to the moon with it and herself and her self self self...great for her...I almost finally became a fan....but when that conceited hollow white rich boy dumped her she picked up the very next anybody who was somebody and ended up here like this....she could never wait in the background until her body came back because it won't...spanish girls have a shelf life! naked...I read she was a billionaire so who cares?...I doubt that or anything could ever be enough...she seems hurt and vindictive...she needs to go totally private...it is possible if you aren't craving the attention of the media...it's a celebrity sickness they all have now...no one is discreet and focused on their artistic develpment...except Gwen Stefani....She has ultimate superstar class..

Posted at 3:14AM on Jul 6th 2008 by A

71. I heard that J Lo's kids smell like cheerios and mac and cheese. She and her kids take baths in guacamole and use sour cream as soap, but with her kids she washes the smell off with vaseline. Her stank has been for years. Instead, for herself, she takes the used bathwater and bottles it for her perfume line warehouses.

Posted at 2:52AM on Jul 6th 2008 by Grandapapa Cephus

72. It gets really tiring when the magazines post unflattering pictures of celebrities. There is some room for that if the celebrity is misusing their fame, etc.. but plastering the bottoms of women in swim wear is ridiculous. For example, you have Jennifer Lopez there. I must confess that I don't bite the, "Jenny from around the block", hook, line and sinker. But this beautiful woman just birthed twins. Her belly is nice and flat. She has always had muscular thighs which can make your thighs look bigger than what is in vogue....as if that should matter anyway. Any chance you can try to back off and allow nature to take care of itself. Let's applaud women who are doing a good job raising children, staying fit, setting good examples for our children, male or female. Isn't that what is important? Who are the heros in this day and age? If you are a celebrity, have large amounts of money, or a famous face; how about adding dignity, honor and genuiness to your repertoire? Lydia Benham, Redding, CA

Posted at 8:14PM on Jul 9th 2008 by Lydia Benham

73. lousiana white trash...that's why nobody wants Britney she can only attract trash because she's crazy Britney can't even take care of herself or her wrong side of the track kids Britney doesn't listen.

Posted at 3:05AM on Jul 6th 2008 by trace

74. I 65. I wonder if she asked the lifeguard to clear out all the fish within a 1 mile radius so she could swim in peace. Actually it probably would be good if he had, instead of making the fish suffer through 4 or 5 albums in the key of bubbles(think about it).
On a side track, if I was the manager of that store in New York, I would have incinerated the pile of clothes the moment the broad left.

Posted at 1:07AM on Jul 6th 2008 by tellin it

I meant to say all of this about Britney Spears but, if I was the manager of the store where Britney Spears bloodied up all of the clothes she tried on I would have had to light a bonfire to get rid of the putrid stench.

Posted at 3:28AM on Jul 6th 2008 by tellin it

75. 75. I heard that J Lo's kids smell like cheerios and mac and cheese. She and her kids take baths in guacamole and use sour cream as soap, but with her kids she washes the smell off with vaseline. Her stank has been for years. Instead, for herself, she takes the used bathwater and bottles it for her perfume line warehouses.

Posted at 2:52AM on Jul 6th 2008 by Grandapapa Cephus

I forgot to say that I like J Lo's cheerios, mac cheese, guacamole, sour cream and vaseline. I don't like Britney's skanky bathwater because she doesn't take baths for days and has to be told to take a bath. Ewww! Britney uses her bathwater for her perfume. Britney doesn't even have her kids around to give baths to but then she doesn't take baths herself.

Posted at 3:45AM on Jul 6th 2008 by Grandapapa Cephus