Paris Hilton - From Pokey to Hokey

It's been a year since Paris was locked up and crazed. Since her release, she promised all sorts of things. So how has she delivered? Take a look and decide for yourself.
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1. Who gives a s**t? Post something when she's actually performed an act of kindness for another person, then I'll look at the pictures.

Posted at 10:10AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Susan B.

2. desperate times make people promise the world. she hasn't done a thing. she could send me a couple of bucks though, just to ease her mind.

Posted at 10:14AM on Jul 5th 2008 by whynot

3. A funny thing happen on the way to helping others, she just saw herself. That's fine it's her money but don't make promises.

Posted at 10:15AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Lenn K.

4. The only thing that has changed is that ugly weave she puts in her hair.

Posted at 10:23AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Ashley

5. Where's her f'ing BIBLE? Remember when she was lugging that thing around for the cameras! LOLOL! Awww, good times. She's nothing but a useless piece of skin, through and through. Absolutely no purpose in life. How very sad for her. She could accomplish so much in life, and she pisses it all away. Dumb whore.

Posted at 10:25AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Democrats now for McCain

6. Wasn't she supposed to be so catastrophically affected by her intense ADHD that the jail cell made her suicidal? I wonder how that's been working out for her. (Seems to have nipped that pesky little neurological problem right in the bud.)

Posted at 10:25AM on Jul 5th 2008 by ShameAboutRaisins

7. Paris will never be nothing more than a drunken whore even her own Grandfather could see that why do you think he left her so little plus she dates nothing but scum look who she hangs with now and before the likes of Brandon and this dumpy guy with the hat you would think she would have some better taste but once your a drunk thats the first thing that goes is your taste! Paris is a whore and will be nothing more than a whore! Except a drunk whore!

Posted at 10:29AM on Jul 5th 2008 by J.D.

8. Paris has done great. Only the perverts and the ones that wish they were in her shoes criticize her. Way to go Paris!

Posted at 10:33AM on Jul 5th 2008 by JessicaRox

9. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The universe revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:48AM on Jul 5th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

10. The only thing Paris cares about is herself, its a real shame that she does nothing to help anyone else she could do great things if she wanted to .

Posted at 10:59AM on Jul 5th 2008 by KELC

11. She claims to love animals too, but she doesn't think twice about wearing a dead carcass of some critter on her body, she is a liar, and a very selfish person.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 5th 2008 by KELC

12. She’s still just riding on the coattails of that sex tape/jail time notoriety, coupled with her grandfather’s famous last name. Sadly, she has made a career out of being the poster girl for shallow, self-obsessed, posing opportunism. She makes her money from buying meaningless tabloid press and leasing the Hilton name to manufacturers that create and design merchandise she has little to do with. Fame is fleeting. Infamy lasts a lot longer. It’s a shame that a small segment of our society buys into such phony, mindless junk; it’s just another sign of low standards in these naïve and troubled times.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Cal

13. What a mess!

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 5th 2008 by dece

14. Sadly our "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a souless cocaine addled drunken sperm burping gutter slut. The entire Hilton family secretly hoped she would have died while incarcerated last year. It is hard for us all to beleive Nicky the functional retard turns out to be the "bright" one of the sisters. Kathy should have taken that batch down the hatch not up the snatch. We apologize to the world for having raised this worthless piece of crap.
SIncerely

Rick Hilton

Posted at 11:11AM on Jul 5th 2008 by Rick Hilton

15. Does she realize that she is a joke? I can't believe she still is stupid after all this time. Paris you are getting old, grow the hell up. Your a has been. Move on get a real job. Go get married and have children. Of course the guy you marry may marry you for your money because you surely don't have a clue.

Posted at 2:42PM on Jul 5th 2008 by southernyankee

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