One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other One

16. Haggard? Um....neither of them are haggard. The only haggard lady in the mix would be Harvey Levin. Both ladies are beautiful.

Posted at 7:44PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Dean

17. THAT'S ONE OLD BUTT UGLY SKANKY LOOKING HO AND THE OTHER ONE IS A STRIPPER.

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THE LEFTOVERS OF DENNIS RODMAN AND ROSIE O'DONNELL???????????????

THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYONE PUKE.

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jul 7th 2008 by anonymous

18. They are both very haggard! Haven't you folks ever herd of Photo shop??? They make them look better than what they really are. Most of you here are on drugs or are completely oblivious to the harsh reality that is Madonna's ugly face.

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Get Real

19. the source of the picture is Playboy. so she must be a stripper, hooker, centerfold...spread for money type.

Madonna looks way better than the hooker. Look at the hookers eyes...she has bags. If your job is to look good, shouldn't you actually look good?

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 7th 2008 by hooker, stripper, they're all the same

20. Wake up! Madonna's pix has been air-brushed to the nth degree. The other chick - a natural picture.

Madonna is a whore. She's built her whole career on that premise and now she's dismayed that people think she's a whore?

Get real!

Posted at 8:43PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Beachy

21. ew aaaaana ew

Posted at 9:01PM on Jul 7th 2008 by stopSPEIDI

22. She looks more like that chick from Sex In The City.

Posted at 9:04PM on Jul 7th 2008 by miryam

23. She looks more like that chick from Sex In The City.

Posted at 9:05PM on Jul 7th 2008 by miryam

24. One of them gets their roots touched up. The other has major botox or whatever going on. They are both beautiful; however, a woman that stays true to her husband and children is a better person.

Posted at 9:46PM on Jul 7th 2008 by S

25. I have zero respect for Madonna now.
Never paid any attention to A-Rod before now. What a nasty, disgusting bastard.. no woman deserves that kind of treatment.

Posted at 9:18PM on Jul 8th 2008 by scooby

26. I could be worng but she looks like Shannon Tweeds sister. I forget her name~

Posted at 10:39PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Aerosmithwon

27. One of them is cute, the other is a "singer". I leave you to decide what the term "singer" means.

Posted at 10:46PM on Jul 7th 2008 by guido

28. Pornstar Crystal Ray? We're just sayin' . . .

Posted at 10:47PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Ramrod

29. It looks like if Madonna smiles any wider her face will crack.

Posted at 12:00AM on Jul 8th 2008 by Snookums

30. Ya know, i was thinking that Madonna's publicity people just found this stripper and "forced" a date with A Rod. Just because she looks like madonna, to confuse people.

If Madonna was having an affair it would explain Guy Ritchie "sour" face lately.

And if Madonna did break up A- Rod's marriage - I will sell my concert tickert. I will not support homewreckers!

Posted at 6:51AM on Jul 8th 2008 by Britney's pink wig