Soccer Phenom in 12-Year-Old Girl's Body

After scoring the winning goal in the Euro 2008 last week, chest hairless Spanish soccer stud Fernando Torres worked on bronzing his pasty white skin in Miami.

Nothing says futbol star like a precious, little, elastic headband.



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1. first foo! JLO GOTS A UGLY FAMILY..BIG NOSE , UNDER EYE CIRCLE HAVING PUERTOSSSSS

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 7th 2008 by curse your loins

2.
thankfully this magazine
has some pictures;

hopefully he'll put this cerebral challenge
down soon before he hurts himself.....

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 7th 2008 by benjamin tony atkins

3. Methinks Harrvey is jellusssss

2nd!!!!

Posted at 2:49PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Don't be a hater

4. "Nothing says futbol star like a precious, little, elastic headband."
Now that's funny...

Posted at 3:00PM on Jul 7th 2008 by FlamingoNut

5. i have no clue who he is, but this guy makes my gheydar go crazy! it's beeping and buzzing like 300000 times a second looking at this femme. WTF is up with that headband?? thats some $hit my 11 year old sister would rock???

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 7th 2008 by i hate hollywood

6. AW, it's ashame that this poor dude can't be as ''BUFF' or OOMPA LIKE (orange) as Harvey LOL

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 7th 2008 by ashley

7. He is so hot. mmm.

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Jen

8. Jealous!!! He is HOT! I am sure he has a really good personality and a good volleyball player....or whatever.... LOL

Posted at 6:59PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Los Angeles

9. WHAT A SOFT BODY HE HAS FOE A SO CALLED SOCCER STAR. HE LOOKS A LITTLE TOO FLABBY FOR SOMEONE THAT IS AN ATHLETE. HOME IS MORE LIKE IT NICE HEAD GEAR

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 7th 2008 by BECKER

10. wake up tmz! nicole kidman had her baby this morning!

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 7th 2008 by jengirl

11. How else is a guy supposed to keep the hair out of his eyes?

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 7th 2008 by wisegirl

12. HE IS QUITE A GIRLY MAN NOW ISN'T HE SOFT AS A BOWL OF JELLY. SOCCER SUCKS AND SO DO THE PLAYERS

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 7th 2008 by BECKER

13. SWEET MOTHER OF GOD. HARVE NEEDS TO HIRE SOMEONE WITH SOME CLASS/MAYBE BRAINS. THATS IF
IT AINT TOO MUCH TO ASK. THE RETARDED, JOURNALISTICALLY CHALLANGED BAFOONS AT TMZ. TIS A SHAME
IS ALL. LIKE A BUNCH OF SPOILED SELFISH RETARDED TEENS. SPITEFUL/JEALOUS.??? IT MAKES THIS
ON LINE RAG PATHETIC??? I KNO I AM NOT ALONE WITH MY MISGIVINGS. IT DIMINISHES YOUR CREDIBILITY.
I REALLY DONT THINK YOU GIVE A DAMN THO. JUST TAKE UP THE SPACE???? EMBARRASING. POOR UPBRINGING IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. BLAME IT ON YOUR "PARENTS". WE ARE TAUGHT NOT TO SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE. IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE SHUT THE F UP???? LETS SEE YOU MORONS
WITHOUT CLOTHES. WAIT, I THINK NOT. I TAKE THAT BACK.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 7th 2008 by caroljane

14. Fernando is very young. In no time he'll be big and buff. He still kicks ass on the pitch! I bet all you money grubbing hobags would have no qualms going for it because he has a big, fat.....WALLET! This kid is going to be making big bucks!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Sindy

15. He obviously cares less what anyone thinks about his [melanoma and dye-free] pasty white skin and headband while he relaxes, good for him!

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 7th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

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