Celebrity Justice
Dane Cook: Shih Tzu Happens

A jury is about to decide if Dane Cook lets his dog s**t where he lives.

Cook's landlord is in court trying to evict him because his chihuahua mix -- named Beast -- had been pooping with abandon in the common areas of the building.

Dane still lives in the West Hollywood apartment. Sources say he was warned three times to pick up after Beast, but the dog still allegedly uses the common area as his own craperia. We're told the landlord has video of the B.M.

The landlord's lawyer tells us the only problem they have with Dane is the dog. We're hearing that it was Dane who pushed for this jury trial -- not the building.

Dane is in court right now, ready for what could be the first "not my poop" defense.

We're in court. Stay tuned.

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16. Why is a guy who has been in 3 or 4 movies, had successful comedy albums, played to 10,000+ audiences RENTING AN APARTMENT? Does he have rocks in his head? Get a financial planner man. You look as dumb as Brit Brit.

Posted at 5:24PM on Jul 8th 2008 by britbritisaskank

17. Yes, a responsible dog owner picks up after his/her dog! Especially when its such a small dog! It looks like a minpin mix. I love minpins!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 8th 2008 by MinniePin

18. The dog was probably letting him know how he felt about his comedy act.

Posted at 5:37PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Sh!the@d

19. tHERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR not picking up after YOUR DOG. There are services that will do it for you and they are CHEAP.
For example POOP VAN SCOOP, they charge me $12.00 per week for TWO pick ups a week )Surely you can afford that, You sick spoiled untalented puke.

You are a piece of S### and if you were my neighbor you would find your S### in a flaming bag on your front door step.

OMG get a life and give your POOR dog to someone who is responsible

Posted at 6:25PM on Jul 8th 2008 by blablabla

20. Dane just wants more material for his comedy shows....dont ya think?

Is there such a thing as getting 'doggie DNA'?

There must be OTHER dogs in the building that poop?

Frig I cant believe I am commenting on this lame story..

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Just me

21. Wow, you guys are soo stupid. Beast isn't even a chihuahua mix ! He's a fricken MINIATURE PINSCHER you retards. I don't get why you guys are trying to put all this crap on Dane just to TRY to ruin his reputation. You guys need lives. And to all these people who left negative remarks on here, GO FXCK YOURSELVES!

Posted at 10:32PM on Jul 8th 2008 by yeergaay

22. The following post was by Dane himself!

21. Wow, you guys are soo stupid. Beast isn't even a chihuahua mix ! He's a fricken MINIATURE PINSCHER you retards. I don't get why you guys are trying to put all this crap on Dane just to TRY to ruin his reputation. You guys need lives. And to all these people who left negative remarks on here, GO FXCK YOURSELVES!

Posted at 10:32PM on Jul 8th 2008 by yeergaay

Posted at 10:36AM on Jul 9th 2008 by Dane's a Loser

23. I have been cook's landlord and yes, he can care less about anyone living around him. He thinks he is above it all and does not need to follow the rules of the "common" man. I'm glad he's out of my hands.

Posted at 6:08PM on Jul 11th 2008 by John

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