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The Defecation Rocking the Nation

7/8/2008 8:28 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The apartment manager in the Dane Cook Poopfest '08 eviction trial apparently has a "smoking" gun.

Tomorrow at 10 AM, jurors will watch video of Dane's dog, Beast, s**ting in the common area of the complex. This, after the manager testified that he posted signs and even slipped a note under Dane's door outlining the pooping rules.

In Feburary 2007, the manager delivered a letter to all pet owners in the building saying 10 piles of "little black poo" were found in the common area. Beast is a miniature pinscher. If the stool fits.....

Is this a smear campaign? Stay tuned.

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DB2008    

"If the Stool fits..." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too Funny TMZ!

2266 days ago
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Kobe    

Dane Cook... he's so cute! I'll eat his poop if he asks me to!

2266 days ago
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happygotlucky    

The judge should make the unfunny coward eat it.

2266 days ago
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L.S    

OMG LOL....

2266 days ago
5.

bugnuts    

How crappy was that

2266 days ago
6.

allie    

This is truly compelling stuff. Trial of the century even.

2266 days ago
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Sam    

Dane sucks ass, he is a one trick pony who let fame kill his humor.

2266 days ago
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jen    

Sounds like another self absorbed a-hole "celeb".

2266 days ago
9.

Ray    

Dane needs a job at BurgerKing cause he AINT FUNNY at all!

2266 days ago
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AMB    

Please tell me why Dane Cook thinks it's okay for HIS dog to crap wherever he wants. Another case of a "celebrity" (and I use the term loosely) thinking he can get away with whatever he wants. Evict his ass!!

2266 days ago
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Kay    

There are companies that pick that stuff up regularly for a fee. I'm sure he can afford it.

2266 days ago
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Kay    

There are companies that pick that stuff up regularly for a fee. I'm sure he can afford it.

2266 days ago
13.

GEB    

This case sounds like bs,nope dog/s bla ha ha.

2266 days ago
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Seattlelite    

What an A***hole he is. Inconsiderate idiot

2266 days ago
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Phoenix    

Stop calling him a Chihuahua, he's a Miniature Pinscher.

2266 days ago
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