Celebrity Justice
The Defecation Rocking the Nation

The apartment manager in the Dane Cook Poopfest '08 eviction trial apparently has a "smoking" gun.

Tomorrow at 10 AM, jurors will watch video of Dane's dog, Beast, s**ting in the common area of the complex. This, after the manager testified that he posted signs and even slipped a note under Dane's door outlining the pooping rules.

In Feburary 2007, the manager delivered a letter to all pet owners in the building saying 10 piles of "little black poo" were found in the common area. Beast is a miniature pinscher. If the stool fits.....

Is this a smear campaign? Stay tuned.

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1. "If the Stool fits..." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too Funny TMZ!

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 8th 2008 by DB2008

2. Dane Cook... he's so cute! I'll eat his poop if he asks me to!

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Kobe

3. The judge should make the unfunny coward eat it.

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 8th 2008 by John Taylor

4. OMG LOL....

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 8th 2008 by eww for poop

5. How crappy was that

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 8th 2008 by bugnuts

6. This is truly compelling stuff. Trial of the century even.

Posted at 7:50PM on Jul 8th 2008 by me

7. Dane sucks ass, he is a one trick pony who let fame kill his humor.

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Sam

8. Sounds like another self absorbed a-hole "celeb".

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 8th 2008 by jen

9. Dane needs a job at BurgerKing cause he AINT FUNNY at all!

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Ray

10. Please tell me why Dane Cook thinks it's okay for HIS dog to crap wherever he wants. Another case of a "celebrity" (and I use the term loosely) thinking he can get away with whatever he wants. Evict his ass!!

Posted at 8:13PM on Jul 8th 2008 by AMB

11. There are companies that pick that stuff up regularly for a fee. I'm sure he can afford it.

Posted at 8:14PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Kay

12. There are companies that pick that stuff up regularly for a fee. I'm sure he can afford it.

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Kay

13. This case sounds like bs,nope dog/s bla ha ha.

Posted at 8:54PM on Jul 8th 2008 by GEB

14. What an A***hole he is. Inconsiderate idiot

Posted at 8:51PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Beach Girl

15. Stop calling him a Chihuahua, he's a Miniature Pinscher.

Posted at 8:58PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Phoenix

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