Joel & Pete: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

Good Charlotte's Joel Madden (left) and Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz (right).

These two have more in common than just a flat iron ...

• Wannabe punk poser in hipster-lite boy bland
• Man-bangs
• Guyliner
• A talentless media whore baby mama

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!