David Lee Roth: Story is Just Plain Nuts

16. The actual story is ...Dave spent quite a bit of time getting tea-bagged, He then went into homophalactic shock.

Posted at 10:00PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Sentence structure matters

17. Dave is ok though I heard is voice isn't there anymore.
I just wish that Van Halen had enough sense to bring
back Michael Anthony into the picture.
By the way...does ANYONE really have a MINT copy
of their U.S. Festival show and NOT some lame bootleg?
If so....answer and let me know. I'll buy it. Thanks!

Posted at 10:04PM on Jul 10th 2008 by That Dude

18. isnt that harvey levin in that picture?

Posted at 10:53PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Bob Booie

19. david lee roth.....rock on ...............ive always said your the best of the best and more..
take care brother and keep on rocking and dont fade or die...Peace out and Creator be with you..

Posted at 11:55PM on Jul 10th 2008 by the rock

20. TMZ, quit trying to be a news agency. You're always getting stuff wrong. A TRUE JOURNALIST investigates before he starts reporting. You're just a gossip rag.

Posted at 12:21AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Suzi Kues

21. Well i hate the douche bag but went to an after party after a concert and he made it clear nonthing but green mnm s, i thought back then whatever , he was a creep , he kicked me out beacuse i would not go backl to his room , , truly too bad the cops got there to soon LOL oh hey mabey they were plain like him !!!!!

Posted at 1:34AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Tami

22. Canada is 3 times the size of the USA. Quebec City is well over 500 miles East of where the Ontario Provincial Police pulled Dave over. Did he just casually meander over to another Province?

Anyway, if he's not allergic to nuts, then he pulled a fake illness to get out of a speeding ticket. Not a manly man type of behavior. And I doubt that the OPP made this story up.

Posted at 1:56AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Reality Check

23. Love you, Dave. Ooh la la.

Posted at 2:46AM on Jul 11th 2008 by GG

24. Didn't TMZ report this story? Don't you check your facts before printing a story? Along with the constant spelling and grammar errors, this site is exempt from being professional.

Posted at 8:17AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Maudie

25. Don't like the theft of my moniker, but come up and see me some time.

Posted at 8:37AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Diamond Lil

26. Gotta love DLR. He was smokin' hot back in the day. Reminded me of a wild stallion. Would love to see the new tour but will not--not until Michael Anthony rejoins the group. Keep on smilin' Dave!

Posted at 8:51AM on Jul 11th 2008 by ReneeNW

27. "Dean Hajas, a local songwriter and recording engineer, said he's still certain the man who stayed at his house for three weeks is the real David Lee Roth." (The Hamilton Spectator, July 11/08)

You need to post this nuts comments. He jumped on the band wagon when the story broke here in Ontario. And the picture of the imposter is really a horrible one, especially the crooked teeth complete with the gap.

Posted at 10:31AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mar

28. All I can say is what an enourmous DOUCHE. I am the biggest Van Halen fan ever, but guys, give it up. Your concert SUCKED; NO Mike Anthony and NO Sammy Hagar make NO Van Halen!! Eddie Couldn't play for CRAP, the sound was CRAP, No Mike Anthony backing vocals, and Dave's vocals S-U-C-K-E-D!!!! Yes, a lot of people saw them and they made a lot of money, but damn guys, PLEASE no new material! I can't handle hearng a 55 year old has-been 'sing' about screwing chicks. Dave and his douchy grin. I think I'm gonna puke.

Posted at 10:41AM on Jul 11th 2008 by bret

29. Dave isn't allergic to nuts. He's had them rolling across his chin for 40 years.

Posted at 10:46AM on Jul 11th 2008 by bret

30. Dave, I have always loved you but this WAX thing that you did to that manly ( used to be) chest of yours.. well I'm a little miffed !! ;-) You look like a Ken doll.. let it grow back !!!! PLEASE !!!!!

Posted at 11:25AM on Jul 11th 2008 by CJS