Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!
Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.
Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.
1. She looks hotter than pam.
Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Joe
2. You go girl!! I love red meat myself!! Pam should concentrate on being a mom and NOT a slut!
Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Caring
3. F*** PAM ANDERSON!!!!! SHE IS THE WHORE!!!! CAN SHE EVEN SPELL HEPATITUS???
Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 10th 2008 by richie
4. Who in the hell really cares about either Jessica or Pam? Neither of them have any talent whatsoever and both of them are dumber than a rock. They both need to just go away.
Posted at 4:56PM on Jul 10th 2008 by completely disgusted
5. So classy...
I have a big fat sausage myself maybe someone is interested (in fact not so big and so fat, but i've one, just sayin').
Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Huckbilly
6. So, Jessica says she "likes a little meat in her mouth". Gee, that doesn't speak to highly of Tony Romo..........
Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Robin
7. I'd like to see Jessica kill, clean and cook her own pig. Yeah, she might not be a whore, but she sure is a bitch.
Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 10th 2008 by The Amazing Xenu
8. Pammy is soooooo jealous of Jessica. It's hysterical.
#1 - Jessica has naturally large boobs which also look much better than Pam's overinflated bowling balls.
#2 - Jessica is actually pretty. Can't say that about Pam at all.
#3 - Jessica has a wholesome reputation. Well...need I even explain that?!
#4 - Jessica can sing. Pam can howl when she's getting banged.
#5 - Jessica squeaky clean image. Pam = STD's
#6 - Jessica is 20 something. Pam is 40 something.
And the list goes on....
Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Dawn Day
9. Jessica doesnt have to explain anything to that white trash tramp
Posted at 4:39PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Anonymous
10. Jesus Christ...she has the biggest firmest sweetest juiciest natural t!tties.
Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Stevo
11. I love the way Jessica is walking around now wearing a cowboy hat trying to pretend she's so country. So when her country album fails I wonder if she'll suddenly be all about broadway and how thats what she was meant to do, She sounded horrible on the View singing. Girl has lost her voice.
Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 10th 2008 by susan
12. I agree with you Dawn Day!!! Pam is just jealous of Jessica!! To add to your list - there's the rumor that Jessica has an 160 IQ - bet Pam doesn't have HALF of that!! She's so nasty! She needs to leave Jessica alone before she looks like a fool. Oh wait - she's already done that over and over and over.
Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Jodi
13. Susan,
Maybe you haven't heard, but she's from TEXAS, where they wear cowboy hats. Talk about your chicken of the sea...
Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 10th 2008 by too many imbeciles, too little time to correct them
14. Susan - Jessica has wanted to do a Country album since before The Newlyweds. Her agent and label wouldn't "allow" it. She's always wanted to do country - she's a Texan for goodness sake!
Posted at 4:51PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Jodi
15. Why are all the headlines here laced with trashy sexual innuendo? Yesterday you had a headline about Colin Farrell that implied he likes anal sex, and it was actually about his car rear-ending another car. Very trashy.
Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 10th 2008 by TMZonlyhiresidiots