Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.



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16. PLASTIC PAM IS JEALOUS BECAUSE JESSICA IS YOUNG AND PRETTY. NOT AN OLD, HAG, DISEASED RIDDLED SLUT.

Posted at 5:00PM on Jul 10th 2008 by PENNY

17. If everyone who ate meat was a B**** or Whore then the majority of the world would be...and by the way Pam..you must be on the bottom of the food chain, then...hahaha

Posted at 5:01PM on Jul 10th 2008 by A.T.

18. ONE DUMBASS NO BRAIN BIMBO, TALKING TRASH TO ANOTHER OVER THE HILL BIMBO WITH FAKE PLASTIC BODY PARTS. BOTH NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jul 10th 2008 by STACCEE

19. I love her new country song, and sausage. Texas girls rock, yee-haw!!

Go Cowboys...

Posted at 5:04PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Kelli

20. Jessica is the better looking Pam! Only Jess isn't as whoreish!!!! Jessica has taken the spotlight away from Pam and Pam is pissed!!!

Posted at 5:05PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Sassy

21. She is so beautiful and one of the few girls that has big beautiful natural boobies! She may be a bit dense, but she is sweet and has a great sense of humor...Pam can't even come close to her appeal.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Jen

22. I'll put some meat in that crazy broads mouth! LastVoice.com

Posted at 5:17PM on Jul 10th 2008 by LastVoice.com

23. Jess is no saint...how many men has she been with since her divorce? let's see, 10, if that is not a whore I dont know.

Posted at 5:21PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Caring

24. I think they're both batty, but I gotta side with Jessica on this one. I think Pam is so far gone with her PETA thing to be nothing but a sad comedy.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Sebastian

25. Caring, check your numbers again, John Mayer and Tony Romo...who else?

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Kelli

26. Guys, please stop with the cliches of people from Texas. They are a bit on the obnoxious side. P.S. They both have issues.

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Not a cliche

27. pam has to take Tommy's sausage up her kester because her old vag is so worn out from hooking up with every man whore in Hollywood. She went back to Tommy because she's broke, no money and needed a place to live. She can't get anyone else becuase she looks like a trany so Tommy felt sorry for her and the kids and took her back/door....

Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 10th 2008 by nasty ole hooker

28. Lets see... fake hair, fake boobs, fake smile, fake life... enuf said. If we all had enough money, we could all be fake bitches too eating a little meatster...

Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Get A Life

29. They may be enemies, but Jessica is morphing into Pam. They both have big, fake boobs, fake tans, fake white teeth, bleached hair, and a closet full of tight clothes and shorts. Thank goodness Pam doesn't try to sing and Jessica doesn't do sex tapes. Or does she?

Posted at 5:49PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Kay

30. Maybe those stretch marks around Pam's mouth were not from sun damage but maybe eating too much sausage.

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Kendra

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