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Jess to Pam: I'm No Whore, I Just Love Sausage!

7/10/2008 5:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson wants Pam Anderson to know she's not a "whore" or "bitch," she just likes a little meat in her mouth every now and then.

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61.

Vajayjay    

Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?!...I am a friend of Jess & her family and I can tell you that not only did she not sleep with Bam Magera she never slept with Owen either but again....how exactly would it be your business who she slept with again? I was just wondering who the F**K you are and why you care????????????????????????????

2263 days ago
62.

2drk2fck    

Hey Pam come to Seaside and lets end this fued between to the two of you hot bimbos? Bud and Alleys at 2 tomorrow? Or at Red Bar at 9pm? Or better yet caliza pool?

2263 days ago
63.

Make It Right!!    

Okay everyone, I want to start a revolution...go to the story "John's got a host of a problem" and read my posts #21 and #23 and join me...please...let's take contol of TMZ!!!

2263 days ago
64.

captain obvious    

54. Who the hell cares what these two dimwits say? Let them battle it out on Jeopardy! They can fight over whose career has bombed the hardest.
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Now that would be a show well worth watching!!! I can just imagine the categories.... "The Alphabet", "Basic Colors", "Counting 1 to 10", Mouth Meats", "Make Up Dos & Don'ts", "Plastic Surgery", and the Daily Double.."Bogus Celebrity Causes".
Now that's Must See TV!!!!

2263 days ago
65.

Just Me2    

TO WOW # 61

YOU MUST BE JESSICA'S P-- sy - since you seem to KNOW where she does and doesn't place it!

2263 days ago
66.

GG    

I'm on your side Pamela. Jessica's a retard.

2263 days ago
67.

gabber    

Ok first off thsi is a frigggin nasty place to be but seeing as I am here. Tony dumoed Carrie twice not Carrie dumping Tony. Go back & read Carrie interviews she herself said that she didn't know why but it maybe her personality etc Check it out!!
Secondly why do we have a double standard for men & women as to there sexual liasons?? Women are enititled to sexual gratification as any man.
Thirdly putting my last comment to the side Jessica never slept with everyone that many of you holy cross bearers & pedestal sitters claim she has. I bet you closet has some ghosts of its own too. lol
This hate on Jessica is totally uncalled for & unwarrented & those of you spewing this garbage lack your own slef esteem & confidence & it makes you feel better for a few minutes to put someone down. Must be a happy life for you all.
Carrie lovers why in the hell would you want carrie with Tony if he dumped her twice. can you explain that. Why would you want your celebrity to go back for thirds to only be dumped again. Get over it. Tony doesn't want Carrie & Carrie doesn't want Tony. Period end of story.
Jessica is a great young woman fun full of enegy caring & loving. There is not a friggin thing skanky about her. She is in love with what seems to be one of her best matches yet & is just very happy. I hope it works for her. People in Dallas & all over need to back off & let this couple fihure it all out. There is far too much hate on this couple because of a few selfish fans of Tonys for starters & hate for Jessica since she divorced Nick. Your all insane. Let Tony & Jess be!!

2263 days ago
68.

Hollywood=Drugs    

Jessica has started this with a tshirt directed at Carrie. Jessica has to do pretty much everything to get attention these days. Failed as a Baptist singer. Boobies and christ dont mix? She never made it as a pop star. She didnt make it as a cover singer (take my breath, etc) Then she got married when all her attempts to be famous failed. She married a singer. Interesting two so so young singers marry! woohoo Mtv makes a show. Finally Success! Jessica made everyone fall in love with her dumb blonde personality. Nick practically carried the show because she was the joke. About this time Joe decided that Jessica could carry her own weight and brainwashed Jessica to think the same. lol A few pictures of her and dane and then Adam, Fast forward to the Divorce. At this point she is only famous for having sex and making a couple dollars in the Ukraine. She is famous at the moment for dating Tony. If so many people love her why is she not making $$$ at the moves and CDs? Nicks CD out sold hers Remember dat? Pam Anderson is a model and actress that carried Baywatch people. White Trash still sells. Not everyone lives in Burbank.

2263 days ago
69.

Hollywood=Drugs    

Jessica needs attention and Money. Tip: Stop taking the pill.

2263 days ago
70.

LMAO @ you a$$hats    

I shot one up her rear. Delicious!

2263 days ago
71.

Gunny    

Where did those t!tties come from? I swear, they are on demand when needed. You see one pic of her and she doesn't have much of anything to write home about, then in this video they are pushed up so far they hit her chin. Miracle bra can only do so much, Those things had to be taped in there with 75% filler added below. Or she got some surgery in her free time. They look great though

2263 days ago
72.

kitten with a whip    

There is NO WAY Jessica has an IQ that high!! That girl is sweet enough but she is a friggin moron. Chicken of the sea???

2262 days ago
73.

Jamie    

Did anyone see Pam yesterday protesting KFC in bright orange hot pants. Does she really think anyone takes her seriously?

2262 days ago
74.

pattie in cali    

ya know this is not good, all this fighting in hollywood, or does hollywood want us to think they are fighting, eighter way, it doesn't look or sound nice, YOU GO JESS, pammy shut that hole of yours, your done, your a has been, go raise your family, stop worry about whos looking at ya, you have had enough , your day is done, atleast JESS doesn't do things, then put them on a video, for everyone to see, nasty nasty nasty, you have been a nasty girl for A LONG TIME, YOUR POOR KIDS, WAIT TILL THEY HEAR AN SEE THE TAPE, ITS THE KIDS who will pay the coast,

2262 days ago
75.

Make It Right!!    

The Point about John has a Host of Problems WAS: It was a crusade to shake you people up here on TMZ and to really try to stir the pot between TMZ and John Mayer...it would have been great fun and we probably would have made the news...but alas...you'd all would just rather sit here and numbingly, mindlessly blog on and on about celebs on sites that NO ONE except the other posters will ever read...and for what? Nothing comes from it! So, you get to call some people names like "Tramp Stamp" and "Skankalina" but what does it truly accomplish in anyone lives...even your own? Sorry, I have always been a woman of action. I can't stand day in and day out just sitting here whining and bitching about all this when we could have actually DONE something to make an impact ON THEM FOR A CHANGE instead of them dictating to US what is and what isn't entertainment. And it was supposed to be for FUN! Dang...what is wrong with you people NOT WANTING TO HAvE SoME FUN AnD PUNK SOME OF THESE CELEBRITIES AnD parTICULARYLY TMZ??? Afraid they won't let you post anymore? Would that really be the end of the world? Well, maybe your world...how utterly lame. No wonder TMZ is so successful...the world has just gotten to be even more dumb than the staff at TMZ. That's why they make the big dough and you don't. That's why they get to write the stories and headlines and you don't. I was suggesting a way to maybe change that but nope, you are all happy just being mindless sheep...pity. Some of you I really like...and you know who you are! :)

2262 days ago
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