
"Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces
Eva Longoria tanned her curves on a yacht in Italy on Thursday. Check out all her cargo!

Eva Longoria tanned her curves on a yacht in Italy on Thursday. Check out all her cargo!
31. Oh my, what jealousy I read. Makes you feel better about yourself when you knock someone else down. I see absolutely nothing wrong in the way she looks. Its funny how most of you would be the first one to say something negative if she had surgery and had fake everything. The only thing wrong here that I see, is that I don't like that style bathing suit or color, but thats my opinion. Leave her alone, she is one celebrity that does quite a bit of charity work, WHICH SHE does not publicize to stay in the limelight like other celebs do.
PS: Eva not PR and she is of Mexican decent. She and her parents and siblings were all born in the USA.
Posted at 1:32PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Whatever
32. it's bad enough that she has a tramp stamp....but she has cellulite on her ass. Maybe she is pregnant? She did have a pouch.
Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 11th 2008 by zombie_hands
33. WOAHHHHH THATS A little tooo much CHEESE on the the old anal glands
Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 11th 2008 by nico
34. holy moly thats a little toooo much cheeese in the rear
Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 11th 2008 by nico
35. No more little miss size 0. Letting herself go after marriage. She does look sloppy.
Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike B.
36. To Your Ad Here! ...you are boring and repetive, *zzzzzzzzzz*.
Posted at 2:26PM on Jul 11th 2008 by perky
37. Peolpe are soo funny...Eva is a normal woman with a normal womans body!!! She has a husband that loves her and she probably isnt too worried about a little cottage cheese....she is beautiful but I dont like the tramp stamp either!! STOP HATING PPL
Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Jessica
38.
only wish she could ACT like
natalie wood and float.......
Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 11th 2008 by wayne adam ford
39. OUCH, TMZ!!! SHE'S GONNA HATE YOU........... All of a sudden this chick is as PLAIN as they get. PLUS, she has a very STRANGE FIGURE.......it's like "muffin-top meets 12 year old boy"... VERY, VERY WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 11th 2008 by noitall
40. I have never been her fan...For some reason, this woman annoys me...if it wasn't for the make up, the expensive clothes, and shoes she will look plain ugly...she is short, dark and ugly...I don't see her as being a talented actress either! With all her ink on her back, she looks tacky and so cheap...this one has no class...
Posted at 5:29PM on Jul 11th 2008 by buttercup girl
41. She doesn't look like anything great without all that make up and air brushing. it's nice to see her look normal for once. these hollywood women don't look so hot without all that make up on their face.
Posted at 9:20PM on Jul 13th 2008 by younglove
42. big bump. fat or preggers? time shall tell...
Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 11th 2008 by gardner
43. she's starting to remind me of Angelina Jolie...I don't think anyone has as many tramp stamps as that woman.
Posted at 6:02PM on Jul 11th 2008 by zombie_hands
44. No makeup, no hairdresser, no couture - Senora Parker, casa frau.
Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 11th 2008 by WTF
45. Who would have guessed that 'ol Celina Dion would have a wAYYYYY hotter a$$ than Ms. Sex Appeal-ly 'Desperate' Eva Longoria Parker!! Way to rock that a$$ Celine!! I am still totally and utterly impressed and I HATE Celine Dion...but damn, she has a great a$$!!!
Posted at 9:03PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Your Ad Here!