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"Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces

7/11/2008 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eva Longoria tanned her curves on a yacht in Italy on Thursday. Check out all her cargo!


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Did I see Sellulite and a roll here and there.......rollie pollie, rollie pollie, up, up, up! tee hee......I thought she was a fitter than she actually is.......

2192 days ago

it takes a molester    

The Point about John has a Host of Problems WAS: It was a crusade to shake you people up here on TMZ and to really try to stir the pot between TMZ and John would have been great fun and we probably would have made the news but alas... you'd all would rather sit here and numbingly, mindlessly blog on and on about celebs on sites that NO ONE except the other posters will ever read...and for what? Nothing comes from it. So, you get to call some people names like "Tramp Stamp" and "Skankalina" but what does it truly accomplish in anyone lives...even your own? Sorry, I have always been a women of action. I can't stand day in and out just sitting here whining and bitching about all this when we could have actually DONE something to make an impact ON THEM FOR A CHANGE instead of them dictating to us what is and what isn't entertainment. And it was suppose to be for FUN! Dang...what is wrong with you people NOT WANTING TO HAVE SOME FUN AND PUNK SOME OF THESE CELEBRITIES AND parTICULARLY TMZ??? Afraid they won't let you post anymore? Would that really be the end of the world? Well, maybe your utterly lame, No wonder TMZ is so successful...the world has just gotten to be even more dumb than the staff at TMZ. That's why they make the big dough and you don't. That's why they get to write the stories and headlines and you don't. I was suggesting away to maybe change that but nope, you are all happy just being mindless sheep...pity.

2192 days ago

it takes a molester    


2192 days ago


What's that I see in photos 11 & 12 - could it be? OMGosh! Cellulite in addition to the tramp stamp! The suit does nothing for her - if a stylist put her in this that person needs to be fired!

2191 days ago


I should be so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!

2191 days ago


Because she is so small any weight gain is going to be very noticeable. She needs to do more lunges, her thighs and ass need some help.

2187 days ago


She is a terrible actress! Kind of ruddy, dark and funky looking.

2187 days ago
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