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Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck

7/11/2008 8:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dane Cook is on the market for a place to live ... a place that allows dogs that crap all over the place.
Dane Cook
The verdict is in -- Bev Hills jurors have ruled Dane's beast, Beast, did indeed crap all over the place and his landlord can now officially evict him.

Jurors ruled the dog did the deed, and it constituted a nuisance.

And how's this: Cook, who was there for the whole four day trial, did not show up for the reading of the verdict. He must have read the s**t on the wall. The jury split 11-1, against Dane.

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Skanks R Us    

story developing?? what? Is the dog about to cure cancer or something? Is Dane Cook going to start dating the Olsen twins?

2107 days ago
2.

xultar    

I hope someone takes his dog and puts him into a better home;

Idiots don't need dogs.

2107 days ago
3.

suzieva    

If someone is going to have a dog, that is part of the deal. He should clean up after his pet just like everybody else.

2107 days ago
4.

me    

im sick of seeing that dog poop picture

2107 days ago
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Caliorniasphynx.com    

Finally there is justice in West Hollywood for a property owner. This city is too pro-tenant. 11-1 verdict? Just proves there is always an idiot in the bunch.

2107 days ago
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wtf    

Dane is a pompous ass. No doubt he thought the jury would be star struck and vote in his favor. He's a no talent hack. His stand up act talking about relationships makes him sound like he has never been in one and has no clue what he is talking about.

2107 days ago
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Joanne    

Where's Pamela Anderson to try to take this dog away from Dane or else another member of PETA??? Dane is not a responsible pet owner. He needs to pick up the dog's P

2107 days ago
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disciplined    

Note to Dane's Agent, Publicist and Manager: Tell your client to avoid any more stinky P.P.R. (public poop relations) and to pack his dog, his s^^t, and his dogs^^t and go!

2107 days ago
9.

tromba    

Am I supposed to know who the F Dane Cook is?

2107 days ago
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usedbongs.com    

Must be a slow day in the Thirty Mile Zone.

2107 days ago
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KarenTheDouchebag    

I'm sure that when this Walgreens, er, "comedy" thief asked for a jury trial, I'm sure he was thinking, "There's no way my fans will let me down." Superdouche, however failed to realize that his "fanbase" would not be called for jury duty because you have to be REGISTERED TO VOTE to be summoned and we all know they are much too busy playing X-box and constructing homemade beer bongs to worry about things like voting.

I would go turn around in his driveway but...oh that's right, apartment.

2107 days ago
12.

wayne adam ford    


this walking bowel movement
is the REAL dawg here .........

2107 days ago
13.

Todd Lee    

These moron "celebrities" think their $hit dont stink (HA NO PUN INTENDED) they think cause they are famous they are holier then thou and can do whatever the hell they want.

2107 days ago
14.

morai    

enough of the dog**** stories

2107 days ago
15.

pinhead    

who shives a git.......

2107 days ago
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