Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck

16. Why are our tax dollars wasted on crap like this?

Posted at 5:16AM on Jul 12th 2008 by marion

17. Something stinks here. I don't believe this story

Posted at 2:29AM on Jul 12th 2008 by alan

18. I live in the country, and Dane Cook (and his dog!) can come and live with me any old time. I just love him, myself. Plenty of room out here for his dog to crap........

Posted at 10:25PM on Jul 11th 2008 by kittyfriskywhiskers

19. Yeah I am sorry. Having your dog use the bathroom where it's not supposed to. Is going to get you a) violating the apartments tenant code or whatever. And Imean it goes with out saying.

Posted at 11:29PM on Jul 11th 2008 by GEB

20. And also though straight up. Not to name drop or anything stupid. When I was a kid my freinds and I used to play at this park. Well lately I went back to this park. And all the equipment ha been torn down. And it had just become aplace for people to take their dogs and sh!t. And all that was there was this little sign with the pattened "pooper scooper" trash bags under it. Saying "pleasepick up after your dog". I mean WTF is it man.

Posted at 11:29PM on Jul 11th 2008 by GEB

21. MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts

Posted at 11:21PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Robert

22.

WELL THAT WAS A REALLY SCHITTY STORY.


STAY TUNED...

Posted at 11:36PM on Jul 11th 2008 by NoBama

23. Dane, all you had to do is what I do in Golden Gate Park. Take a paper towel and a bag, and when your dog craps, just
bend over like you're picking it and move on. My dogs crap all over the place and no ones the wiser. I mean liberals have
been telling me for years I'm no better than animals, and animals have just as many rights as I do, so, I don't want to hurt my
dogs feelings, and embarrass them. I mean, who likes to touch that warm, steamy, poo?? Actually, Peta, I think my dogs
should pick up after me, ya, I'm gonna start crapping in the park, and see if my Dobe's will pick up after me!!!

Posted at 11:48PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Mike Kochertz

24. What is the fascination with dog sh@t? I just don't get it....Kill the saga already!

Posted at 12:07AM on Jul 12th 2008 by Stop the madness

25. dane cook was funny for a hot minute way back when he did a special that ran on the comedy network for about a million years...when he started doing movies with the jessicas, he started to suck...and about the time he invented Super Finger and did concerts-in-the-round, he was positively billy crystal on crystal meth...go away, dane, and take gilbert gottfried with you...

Posted at 12:21AM on Jul 12th 2008 by maurice dárgent

26. Good thing it isn't the early 90's, he would have a sit [sh!t] com handed to him, and we'd have to see ads all over buses promoting the show.

Posted at 12:48AM on Jul 12th 2008 by tomcat630

27. If Johnny Cochran was around the pooch and it's pet Dane would have walked...

Posted at 12:58AM on Jul 12th 2008 by Mr. Holywood

28. Take That!...You nasty boy!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:35AM on Jul 12th 2008 by The Poop Police

29. I was out at Dog Beach today and my dog took a crap in the sand...that's when I decided to call Muffy and walk away from it. Then when I was about 15 feet away some strange woman said "HEY! Show some respect and clean up after your dog!" That's when I said, "Lady, Dane Cook doesn't pick up his dog's crap...so why should I?" Then I walked away and my dog and I played fetch. It was a fun day.


Just thought you should know!

Posted at 4:48AM on Jul 12th 2008 by Crampy

30. Uh who cares? I'm just here to bash on TMZ because I hate the Show oh and I want the show to be repleaced with extra half and hour of the Simpsons.

Posted at 5:31AM on Jul 12th 2008 by mario