Jurors to Dane Cook: You're S**t Outta Luck

7/11/2008 8:08 PM PDT
Dane Cook is on the market for a place to live ... a place that allows dogs that crap all over the place.

The verdict is in -- Bev Hills jurors have ruled Dane's beast, Beast, did indeed crap all over the place and his landlord can now officially evict him.

Jurors ruled the dog did the deed, and it constituted a nuisance.

And how's this: Cook, who was there for the whole four day trial, did not show up for the reading of the verdict. He must have read the s**t on the wall. The jury split 11-1, against Dane.