Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!

16. Fabio has never been hot he's a gay douche bag

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 14th 2008 by Boston

17. Damn. I actually found Fabio sexy in that video. Especially with that car.

Posted at 11:14AM on Jul 15th 2008 by suzy

18. His bio used to say he was related to one of the italian car makers. thats were the money come from

Posted at 10:46PM on Jul 14th 2008 by kat 29

19. I can't think of a more useless waste of space or airtime than to devote it to a talentless, egotistical, steroid-bulked up freakazoid like "fABIO." The only other freak-a-zoid who's overdone their fifteen minutes of fame more than fABIO is Sarah "where would I be w/o Jimmy Kimmel?" Silverman. I think we should raise money to build a memorial to that dang goose.......it's given us more real entertainment in it's brief life than fABIO has over the course of what could best be called an existance. I thought relevance had something to do with substance but then like a bad case of diarrhea that just sticks with you........fABIO is back. We can cure deadly diseases, protect our shores from lethal forces and put a man on the moon BUT we can't get rid of fABIO??? Come on TMZ........do us all a favor and devote valuable airtime (and web site space) to something more relevant like what microbes are floating in Paris Hilton's toilet water. fABIO is like a zit on your ass....you pop it and forget it.........FOREVER!!!..............Please...........Mmmmm?

Posted at 11:37PM on Jul 14th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

20. Fabio is full of more crap than the goose who hit him.

My dod was sitting just behind him and said when he got off the coaster, he was asking, "Do I look OK."

He should have been arrested for hunting geese out of season. If that was a camera, it had feathers, flew and honked.

Liar.

Posted at 2:27AM on Jul 15th 2008 by The Eyes

21. He is looking more like me all the time.

Posted at 6:29AM on Jul 15th 2008 by Flabio

22. Yes, he DID get hit in the face by a goose on the roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. I saw a pic of him with FEATHERS on him after getting off the coaster! Why would he refute that NOW?

Posted at 12:24PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Virginia

23. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS....SEXY ....SEXY .... SEXY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! I WOULD DO HIM IN A MINUTE!!!!! LOVE HIM!!

Posted at 1:07PM on Jul 15th 2008 by PROUD AMERICAN

24. He is beautiful! Looks better than men 1/2 his age, God he is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!! I think he's the most handsome man in Hollywood, I could look at him all day.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Cristelle

25. Couple things: For the broke photographers to be making comments about his career or money when he and others celebs like him are THEIR livelyhood is just plain hypocritical. Also, Fabio was the highest paid male model of all time. Listen, Fabio could be the Sparkletts man and he'd still be hot, the car doesn't make the man, that man makes that car hot and he takes my breath away, wish he'd take my clothes away. I'll bet the guys that were commenting to him were much less attractive, jealousy is an ugly trait. Finally, what difference does it make what hit him anyway? It was an unfortunate accident and idiots need to stop reminding him about it. I like his answer, he's probably flippin tired of people bringing it up.

Posted at 11:43PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Amanda

26. That's da baddest man I've ever seen. I just wanna F him till his eyes roll back in his head and he begs for mercy,

Posted at 12:16AM on Jul 16th 2008 by JennyM inWalnut

27. GOD HELP US ALL!!! To think that there's still mentally-abled (and I use that term loosely) functioning females that wanna drop trou to swing the horizontal bop with fABIO.......Whoa Jesus!!! I gotta rethink my membership in the human race. Maybe this is God's way of telling me......No More Internet Porn!!! Ladies, Ladies, Ladies............you've obviously been denied the services of a real man......Mmm??? I mean come on Ladies were you all the ones that believed Michael Jackson concieved his children the old fashion way??? Or did the batteries in your favorite "toy" suddenly run out? God if fABIO is still causing the "chicks" to click............I'm gonna find my old Farah Fawcett poster out of storage and start up with MY one-armed worship exercises............Don't say I didn't warn you Ladies! Muscles,wealth, and good (questionabole) looks are SO superficial.......love handles, beer bellys, and beer burps last a lifetime!

Posted at 5:21AM on Jul 16th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

28. Here's the deal, his wealth and fame has nothing to do with his hottest. If he was the poorest SOB on the planet I'd still faint!!!!! If you wanna go get your Farah poster that's your business, just like finding Fabio sexy and hot is mine. Fabio is timeless, in excellent shape and still more handsome than men younger than him. He has that something that can't be bought or taught. I'd do him in a NY minute. Look, age obessed people & society in which we live, just because one is over 40 doesn't mean one is or isn't good-looking. I would choose him over any other man in Hollywood anytime. In fact, he looks better now that he's older, he's even sexier than when he was younger and that a feat. Just remember, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Posted at 11:37AM on Jul 16th 2008 by Cristelle

29. Who the moron that just compared the stunning former Ford model Fabio Lanzoni of the 1990's to the 65 year old Farah Fawcett of 1970's fame? Get a clue and get your envy under control.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jul 16th 2008 by Robin

30. OMG he is molto sexy

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 16th 2008 by Ava