Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!

31. Yo, Yo, Yo........my dear lady friends! (#28/Cristelle, #29/Robin and even #30/Ava!) I hold no "hard" feelings towards you wonderful ladies. In fact as I was just paying some bills I made sure that I made my annual donation to the Foundation for the Blind's: "Glasses for Old Lady Lasses!" Ooh you got me Ava.......I think??? Let me see; it's either a monosyllable foreign steroid freak with hair extensions made from a skunk's butt from the "90's (or whenever.......duh!) versus (remember the 70's???.......at least my drugs finally wore off!) a totally hot babe.......then and now.......Mmmm?.........gosh gee whiz I know it's close there Ava and Cristette and Robin.....BUT I gotta stick with my 70's babe........sorry girls! And don't you hussies start slobbering on about the whole jealousy angle. Yeah I'd like a bank account like his BUT in order to achieve THAT I'd have to shave 70-80 points off of my I.Q. score, learn to talk with a fake accent in two-to-three word sentences all the while poking the hell out of my backside with steroid injections......Ouch! O.k. maybe I'm just a tad jealous........after all I drive a 2003 Chevy Malibu and fABIOzilla drives a Lamborghini Gallardo.......ya got me on that one girls! But the next time we both step-up to the urinal at least it won't take me three or four minutes to find my little linguini noodle. Nope 100% All-American Prime Beef versus a shrunken weiner schnitzal!!! But let's all part friends........shall we ladies? You give me my 70's Farah poster with my one-arm exercises and I'll let y'all have fABIO.......BUT when we're both done in two minutes laying there smoking our cigarettes which one of us will be able to carry on a meaningful conversation??? And in the morning whose shampoo bottle will be more full?

Posted at 10:25PM on Jul 16th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

32. LMAO regarding the prior cretin comment on the #1 and only Fabio that can sell air-conditioning to Eskimosm DUDE

DON'T BE A HATER, IT'S SO PATHETIC

Posted at 10:55PM on Jul 16th 2008 by Sunny

33. I guess #15 answered my question if it is true: Why isn't he married yet or even have a girlfriend??

Posted at 11:45PM on Jul 16th 2008 by Joye

34. a waitress that's a friend a mine who lives in Santa Monica dated him, i saw myself, she said hes a playboy. I must admit i'm not a fan of his but i'm secure enough to admit he was a good-looking guy, other guys are always gonna slam him cause they are insecure. in hollyweird every good-looking man is gay and every hot chick is a whore pleeeeeeeeze

Posted at 1:50AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Steven

35. Hey you up there #31, who you calling a hussy? Toad! Your sounding pretty jealous and envious right now to me,,,,go look in the mirror that green-eyed monster is you. Your SLANDERING words about Fabio aren't going to change what lots of women think about the Italian STALLION. Do you have any pics of yourself to show us? For the record....I've seen him around town with women here & there & each time I was literally "dazed" from the impact & effect of his good-looks, he was not a cover model for several years for no reason. He had lucrative modeling contracts until he retired, just think, when you were just a tadpole sitting on your lilly pad, Fabio was making $100,000.00 for shooting for 10 days over in Hawaii for the Gap with Kathy Ireland & Andy McDowell. Fabio increased romance book sales by 33% everytime he was on the cover which was pretty often & ICBINB sales by 40or 50%. His ad for Nationwide Ins. was the most downloaded that year & it was pretty funny, he is so secure as a man he can poke fun at himself. Very Hot! He has co-written books which have sold over 2 million copies w/w, he has other ventures as well. You've got no facts only childish remarks. See how you appear to another in comment #34 & #32. You don't have to like Fabio, but you don't need to try to degrade him either.

Posted at 3:00AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Chris

36. Hey Folks!!! Just a quick update.......I'd just finished doing my one-armed Farrah Fawcett Poster workout, smoked my cigarette and was wondering whether, as #32 Sunny said, was I a HATER?, AND good God was I PATHETIC? These kind of things can consume a guy's self-worth......ya know? So I went over to a full length mirror (came with the trailer) and ripped my shirt off. I stood there and took stock of what was reflected in the mirror, after adjusting my position so that BOTH of my love handles could be seen. #1.) my man boobies paled in comparison to fABIO's. (round 1 to fABIO) #2.) O.k. he's got a nice six-pack BUT damn my kegger of a gut is sweet. (round 2-tie) #3.) fABIO's got thick, GIGANTIC rock-hard biceps and triceps.....me....nevermind (round 3 to fABIO) At this point feeling a little down I knew I needed a pick-me-up! Mmmm what could do the trick? (and by "trick" I was NOT refering to any of fABIO's "dates!") I hopped into my 2003 Maroon Chevy Malibu (only 69,128 miles) and drove straight to church. I ran into church and dropped before the altar and prayed openly to God: "Dear Lord I am SO confused.....AM I a HATER?.......AM I PATHETIC?.......AND WORSE OF ALL AM I JUST PLAIN JEALOUS??? Please God let me know.....SEND ME A SIGN......ANYTHING!!!....PLEASE!!! A few minutes passed quietly as I was the only one there. Suddenly, without warning, a low rumble could be heard and felt throughout the church. All of the lights went out and with a thunderous clap suddenly the whole altar was enveloped in a bright, blinding white light. THEN.......the voice of God himself!!! "Braindamaged2too my beautiful, beautiful child....you haven't been taking your meds again have you?" "No Lord!" I admitted...."but God what about fABIO?" Again the ground shook and again the thunderous voice of God!: "My dear, dear child...even I have a sense of humor! fABIO is my way of separating the "haves" and "have-nots!" The "haves" have a life......the "have-nots" think fABIO is muy caliente!" And before he parted God spoke to me one last time; "Braindamaged2too.....remember your meds and for Christ's Sake switch hands once in a while!!!"

Posted at 4:05AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

37. Hey #35/Chris.....is it C-H-R-I-S? or is it C-H-R-S-T-I-N-E? Just wanna make sure I got it "straight!" (and even #34 Steve!) You fellas (in case I'm wrong.... apologies ahead of time to ya "Chris") come on kiddies...this is fABIO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! Jeez......you'd think I'd insulted somebody that like....MATTERED! Ooh whee just when my grip on reality was getting stronger........along comes the "YOU'RE JEALOUS and YOU KNOW IT! Brigade. Maybe just maybe fABIO bests me in the physical assets department (though it's close......very close!) but you put both of us in our own paper bags and see which one can "act" our way out? Not enough proof yet?.......try this one fellas: go get out your old Math flash cards, the ones we all used in 2nd, 3rd, and 4th grade and select ten cards randomly. Now if fABIO gets even two of them right then I'll re-consider my opinion. Until then here's one last thought to chew over: if you were about to be in a serious street fight and there was no mirror (or mousse) anywhere around who would you want next to you READY TO RUMBLE......me or fABIO???

Posted at 4:40AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

38. HA, HA, HA,......HA!!! All ya gotta do is throw logic at those freakazoid worshipers (though to the lady who said she'd do fABIO in a New York minute........honey if he lasts that long ENJOY!!!) and they disappear...Poof!.....Gone! though some of them may be home now working at their "Hooked On Phonics" lessons to keep up! I just wanna say to y'all........PEACE and LOVE Kiddies............and no hard feelings.....honest! p.s.: to the hussie that mentioned how embarassed I'd be if my "picture" was up for all to see! Woman you work it out with TMZ and I'll post mine any day........how bout you?

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

39. Hey, ladies I've seen him around town with some pretty hot babes myself. That braindamaged dude from #37-38 (braindamaged is a good name for him) sounds like maybe he has a secret man crush on Fabio and is covering for it with unwarranted hostility. Hey even I can admit that if I had those chicks falling at my feet, the cars, the money and the looks, like Fabio does, I'd never worry about what any guys like Braindamaged or any others have to say. Bet Fabio ain't losing any sleep. Hey braindamaged, if the ladies think he's hot, thats their thing, take it like a man.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jul 17th 2008 by Robert W. in Century City

40. JUST STOPPING BYE TO SHOW SOME LOVE FOR THE MAN OF MY DREAMS FABIO! I LOVE YOU BABY

Posted at 7:09PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Raquel

41. Sticks and Stones will break my bones but JUST DON'T CALL ME fABIO!!! Wwaaa, Wwaaa, Wwaaa! To my newest bestest buddy; Robert W. from Century City.....that is THE LAST TIME I share my secret "man-crushes" with you Mr. Blabbermouth! Y'all keep getting it wrong. Hey if several delusional females (shame on you #40 Raquel) wanna worship at the altar of Self Indulgence where wealth, health...i.e.:He-Man, and good looks (matter of opinion) are the offering then who am I to stop you? Hell go for it ladies....follow your hearts......worship at the altar of fABIO..........BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LADIES don't drink the grape kool-aid. Hey Robert W. (mr. century city).......when my group home finally allows me out of my room I either go to MacDonald's and get a Happy Meal or go online........I DO NOT go driving around looking for "hot, hot steroid hunks so I can watch the "eye candy" that attaches itself to his big bicep to leech off his "celebrity." No, No, No my friend here at the group home I always got internet porn for that! DON'T BE A HATER FOLKS......LET THE LOVE FLOW.........BUT DON'T DRINK THE GRAPE KOOL-AID!

Posted at 10:30PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

42. yeah, erecting an alter to him maybe a good idea he's so dang hot to look at. lol he has a real cute axcent to. I saw some of his hot looking book covers omg the guys they got now don't even come close him. annyway maybe he got tired of people asking him about that story from 10 years ago, can't really blame him how annoying

Posted at 11:08PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Sarah

43. Even if Fabio wasn't a celebrity he'd be a chick magnet, has nothing to do with bling. As a hairdresser who does extensions, I can say that is his hair, Italians are known for the thick hair, the people who make hair extensions for everyone to use seek out European hair as well as Asian and indian. Fabios hair is thinner than it use to be but it still looks good, his hair is silky and shiny, I'd like to run my fingers through it. :) If he were my client I'd recommend some blonder hi-lites around the face cause he's prettier blonder but sexier with the brown hair so I'd do a combo on the hunk that is if I could focus long enough.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Ava

44. Ava,........yo Ava!.............Miss #43 my butt hairs would make good hair extensions.....Duh!!! You can buy penis extenders too.........do Italians make the best of those too?

Posted at 3:04AM on Jul 20th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

45. haha all i have to say is that with the amount of ignorant, rude and immature comments on here it's obvious fabios doing something right.laughing all the way to the bank. he's a close family friend and has the most generous, sincere and humble heart there is.only insecure people would list one's flaw after flaw and ramble negitive b.s. for attention on a website while fabios gettin his rolling down sunset blvd. in his gallardo.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 20th 2008 by courtney hyan