Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!

Ooh Courtney Hyan......I can handled being labeled rude, immature, or even ignorant but you little hussy..........just don't call me insecure......YOU HEAR ME MISS FUSSY HUSSY??? In order to be insecure there must be some basis for such an accusation.......like jealousy. So let's compare: 1.) fABIO is wealthy.....I am unemployed., 2.) fABIO drives a 2008 Lamborghini....I drive a 2003 Chevy Malibu., 3.) fABIO has hot babes lusting after him.......I have a 78yo neighbor lady who flashes her Granny boobs at me when I take out the trash., 4,) fABIO is an internationally recognized celebrity........I still have to show my ID at my own bank (after 12 years) to withdraw a few bucks., 5.) fABIO can be seen on TV, in newspaper s, and in magazine ads., I can be seen looking at the help wanted ads in the newspapers!!! So you tell me my dear Courtney.........where's the beef??? One last question my dear, dear Courtney.....???.........are you dating anyone right now? Ever been to Florida? Ever cruised in a hot maroon 2003 Malibu? I'm only a phone call away!!!

I love Fabio and think he is gorgeous. He looks like a mannequin he is soooooooooooooo perfect.

Dear General Public, This website demonstrates the success of community-based mental health programs versus institutionalizing the chronically mentally ill! I am truly amazed at the fortitude of those delusional "hussies" that worship at the altar of the steroid freak fABIO!!! Can someone PLEASE explain to me why seemingly "normal" women would opt to fawn over a muscular (look for the needle marks on his ass!) apparently wealthy foreign male cover-boy over an overweight, balding, beer bellied, currently unemployed hunk of 100% prime American beef?,........huh? Am I the only guy in America who's not afraid to stand up to the invasion of phony, bulked-up, wealthy foreign freak-a-zoids whose only mission in life seems to be to corrupt the hearts and souls of countless beautiful American woman? Fear not my fellow (single and looking for a date) men ..........I promise to FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT and to NEVER GIVE UP and to NEVER SURRENDER!!! I will not rest until our beautiful women are safe from the corrupting, diabolical influence of scabs like fABIO!!! And for those ladies who are ready to come to their senses and need the services of "A REAL MAN" you can reach me 24 hrs a day-seven days a week at one of the following numbers: 1-800-My-Viagra, 1-800-See-Alice, 1-800-small pkgs., 1-800-minute-Man, or finally 1-800-dill-dough!!! HURRY UP LADIES and CALL RIGHT NOW!!!