Fabio: I Wasn't Involved in Fly By Goosing!
Fabio's schnoz was once famously marauded by a bird on a roller coaster -- but now he says the goose tale is completely bogus.
His birdbrained story wasn't the hardest thing to swallow though outside Madeo. Somehow Goldilocks can still afford a brand spankin' new Lamborghini Gallardo.
