Celebrity Justice
Eminem: What a Pisser

Eminem beat the piss out of a strip joint patron -- literally -- at least according to a new lawsuit.
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Miad Jarbou (common spelling) claims he was minding his own business at a Michigan strip club when he realized he had to pee. Jarbou went to the men's room, unzipped at the urinal when, suddenly, Slim Shady entered and began to whiz at a neighboring urinal. Slim's bodyguard was standing by when one of Jarbou's friends walked in, recognized Em and allegedly said, "Hey Eminem, what's up man?"

According to the suit, the bodyguard responded, "Shut the f**k up man! Don't say another word." Jarbou claims he said, "Hey man, my friend ain't starting trouble, it's just cool to see Eminem."

The suit claims Eminem "stepped back from the urinal and without warning or provocation, as Jarbou continued to urinate, drove his fist in a violent punching manner into the side of Jarbou's face, knocking him to the ground."

The incident allegedly occurred two years ago. Jarbou is suing for unspecified damages.

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16. All I care to say is he sure is HOT!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Sandra

17. He is HOT!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Sandra

18. #8-Of course he's fake! I LIVE in northern michigan and his whole song is rediculously stupid and the video to go with it is even more laughable It's all fake. The whole thing. We don't have strippers dancing on two-story pontoon boats and we sure as hell don't have chicks in confederate flag bikinis. We live in NORTHERN michigan, not Alabama. We love our lakes, boating and drinking around a campfire, but not with Kid Rock.

Posted at 8:20AM on Jul 17th 2008 by BRP

19. You don't just walk up and say what's up to a dude when he's in the middle of pissin'...Say what's up later damn...let the guy piss....

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 15th 2008 by bathroom rule 101

20. Yeah he could've waited to say hi, but does that give him the right to punch him in the face? No.

Whoever thinks Eminem is hot must have on permanent beer goggles. Gross.

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Stupid

21. Brooksie - a gay guy in a female strip club, that makes a whole lot of sense. Don't act like you know Eminem personally or something.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Huh?

22. 8. Changing the subject to Kid Rock........... his new song is a lie. In 1989 Kid rock says he was singing Sweet Home Alabama. LOL Kid rock was so far from sweet home alabama. He was a white boy wanna be hip hop kid during that time. He was dating/doing an african american girl which he produced a biracial child during those years. I listen to his song that is out now and it irks me. He was all hip hop, not sweet home alabama boy thats for sure. He is so fake.

I listen to hip hop and have to bi-racial children, but still listen to and sing Sweet Home Alabama when I hear it. Just because you like one type of music doesn't mean you don't like any others. Do you know for sure that he wasn't signing it?

Posted at 4:53PM on Jul 15th 2008 by tlo

23. omigod. why would he wait 2 years to sue?? it doznt make sense..

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 15th 2008 by $$$im

24. Always with a bodyguard. He is a small dude. Even when he had a gun, he dropped it, when he was robbed at home, again when a gun he ran. Dre made him, he has some talent, but drop it like it's hot.

Posted at 12:45AM on Jul 16th 2008 by PPC

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