Paris Hilton -- Me, a Valley Girl? As If!

7/15/2008 4:28 PM PDT
Paris Hilton wants to make it clear she ain't moving to Nicole Richie's Glendale neighborhood -- good, the Valley has enough porn stars already!

Fed up with rumors she left 90210 for 91201, Paris bragged about her Bev Hills home on her MySpace and said not only does she not live in Glendale, but she hasn't been there "in months."

Hmm ... then who was that blond chick with Benji, Joel and Nicole at the new Glendale Americana only three weeks ago?