Paris Hilton -- Me, a Valley Girl? As If!

16. waste of space. dont we all want to be a spoiled little rich bitch?

Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Geeeeshhhh

17. Just to set the record straight, here is the translation for the comments made by Kathy Hilton, though she uses "800 pound gorilla" as her signature.

9. Dear Paris (my darling firstborn baby girl),

You are the center of the universe (MY life is so boring that, you have become the center of MY universe)
The world revolves around you. (MY world revolves around you)
I care about every little thing you do. (I have nothing interesting in my own life, am a failed actress and am compelled to push you into the spotlight any way I can, even if it means taking your clothes off and behaving like a skank)
You bring joy to my furry life. (I have no joy in my own life and look to you to supply all my joy-though it hasn't worked yet)

800 Pound Gorilla (Mom-Kathy Hilton)

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Shar

18. Hilton cracks me up. First her PR stooges a.k.a. "insiders" plant these stupid stories in the media to give her publicity, then she denies the stories to give herself more attention in ways that make her appear to be the real self-aborsed, self-entitled and downright dishonest person she really is. Someone should tell this offensive persona to please stop insulting everyone's intelligence. This was almost as bad as her bragging about creating her "empire" all on her own.

No one really hates you, Paris, or wishes you any harm. We wish you well, but desperately wish that you would just go away -- please!

Posted at 6:07PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Bill

19. Paris is living it up large in her gated Mulholland Estate house worth over 8 million! You haters don't live in such luxury as dear Paris! Yes Paris lives in BHPO 90210 but not technically but so does many billionaire peeps such as Sumner Redstone, Maloof's etc etc up in her neighborhood.

Paris is fabulous, makes tones of money, has hedge funds making her an additional 30% a year.. Good lordy to have all her cash in the bank! We just did a case study in econ class on how much Paris is worth and how her brands generates the $$$wad.

Sweet Paris is damn hot. All the guys in the dorm have her picture up everywhere. If only the college chicks could compete with queen bee paris.... to only dream!

xoxo
UCLA boys for Paris

Posted at 6:07PM on Jul 15th 2008 by UCLA boys love Paris!

20. This whore doesn't know if she's on the moon or earth and Paris did not type that blog on her myspace page, her assistant probably did. The blog was written too well to have been this sperm lottery winner, cause we all know that she's not capable of completing a sentence.

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Lexi

21. And thank God, Paris doesn't want to be in Glendale, CA, I work in Glendale and I don't want this diseased whore anywhere near here. Glendale is part of the San Fernando Valley.

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Lexi

22. UCLA boys love Paris! = Kathy Hilton


Nice try though....

Posted at 6:45PM on Jul 15th 2008 by UCLA student

23. Damn girlz... stop treating this homefly Paris without dizzing of notion of respect. She living the large live up there in her pimped out pad in the 90210oh baby more more oh paris

Posted at 6:56PM on Jul 15th 2008 by work it up there in the 90210hh baby

24. Oh give her a break. I mean, we all know she's stupid, but it probably wasn't a lie on her part. She was probably too high to remember being there with Benji. Plus it was so loooonnnng ago ;)

Posted at 7:03PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Snookums

25.

Yep,

Paris...Hilton...

A French hotel is a FINE name for a Porn Star

Posted at 7:11PM on Jul 15th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

26. Her latest PR stunt is to shun all partying so people will buzz about her possibly being pregnant *sad*

Posted at 7:25PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Jakob

27. YOU KNOW WHAT PARIS???? I WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU LIVE, IT IS CALLED "CRAZY TOWN", AND YOUR THE LEADER. TOO DRUNK OR HIGH TO RECALL OR IS IT THAT YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME WITH YOUR LEGS OVER YOUR HEAD YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT???? DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND JUST GO AWAY, LEAVE BENJI ALONE. HE DESERVES A WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM NOT TAKE FROM HIM OR INSIST HE GOES TO CLUBS. HE GOES BECAUSE YOU ASK HIM TO, BUT HE IS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC. BUT THEN THAT WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO THINK OF SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF...TOO MUCH EFFORT RIGHT?????....YOUR GOING TO RUIN BENJI AND HE WILL LET YOU BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE GUMBY...SWEET AND TRUSTING...YOU KNOW THIS AND TAKE ALL YOU CAN FROM HIM, BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TALENT, YOUR FAME IS BASED ON YOUR ABILITY TO SHOCK PEOPLE, AND THAT IS TIRED....

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 15th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

28. NO,NO,NO...NOT ''VALLEY GIRL''...ITS' ''VALTREX GIRL''.....DUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted at 7:28PM on Jul 15th 2008 by VEGAS BAYBEEE

29. I highly doubt that a man receiving his college education at a premier institute of higher learning such as UCLA would have the slightest interest in a whorish, slutty, uneducated high school dropout who is more than likely responsible for infecting dozens of men with incurable Herpes (and God only knows what else).


Nice try, Kathy Hilton. Go find another place to troll and anonymously plant stories about your tramp daughter. No wonder your acting career went down the toilet. You don't have the aptitude to disguise who you are in a faceless forum, let alone act! But if it makes you feel any better, you'll be happy to know that the disappointment of life you know as your firstborn (and who the rest of the intelligent world knows as trash) is doing her best to join your former career and keep it company in its permanent residence:THE SEWER!!!!!

Posted at 7:28PM on Jul 15th 2008 by You Are Not Fooling Anybody

30. To UCLA Boys:

Lol. "Boys" is right. If there was such a class, which I doubt, did the professor talk about just how she makes her money, such as riding on the coattails of the sex tape notoriety, plus leasing her grandfather’s famous last name to merchandise that she neither creates nor designs? Did you discuss who was responsible for the target marketing, demographic segmentation, the vast difference between domestic and foreign sales, or why her film did so poorly in theaters stateside?

Since when does it not matter to a UCLA student of any character and substance how a person makes money, as long as it’s money? Every guy in the dorm has pictures of her everywhere.? You make yourself look dishonest and ridiculous.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jul 15th 2008 by Harvard Grad