Billy Ray -- The Real Colonel Mustard
Showing off his tickets to the gun show, Billy Ray Cyrus thought he was the s**t when he left the set of "Hannah Montana" -- too bad nobody told him about the giant glob of mustard polluting that pretty face.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. thats classic!
Posted at 12:32PM on Jul 17th 2008 by jenny jen
2. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 17th 2008 by miey's bff
3. HHAHAAH HOW IS THIS A "STORY"??
Posted at 12:33PM on Jul 17th 2008 by hh
4. Ew!
Poor Billy Ray. Ilike him despite myself! I can't help it!
Posted at 12:34PM on Jul 17th 2008 by KAREN
5. He is so weird. He is really riding on his daughter's coat tail. Too bad he couldn't make it. Stage parents need massive theapy. Get a life Billy aka Mr. Cool.
Posted at 12:36PM on Jul 17th 2008 by b
6.
not the sharpest
TOOL in the shed;
Posted at 12:42PM on Jul 17th 2008 by carroll edward cole
7. What a wonderful way to make a living. Following celebrities around so you can get a shot of them with food on their face, fingers up their nose or all the other stuff that everybody could be caught doing if there were cameras on them 24-7. (and no, most of us are clean enough to not stuff our fingers in our nostrils out in public but that's not my point.) Contrary to what tabloids and trashy sites like this one are full of, most people want celebrity gossip, not pointless pap shots of pointless everyday crap. And btw, am I the only one that thinks Miley Cyrus is highly overrated? Her idea of entertainment is to jump around on the stage and flip her hair back and forth. Her music is mediocre at best and her squeaky clean image went down the drain with the Vanity Fair shoot and her penchant for posting racy photos of herself on the internet. Can you say soon-to-be-has-been? I'm thinking she is a fairly good actress, maybe she should think about going that route when her singing career dries up, which should be in about 14.59 minutes.
Posted at 12:49PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Leela
8. Can we say Joe Simpson? He's gross, pimping his daughter, and living his failed wannabe career through her.
Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 17th 2008 by T
9. BILLY,DINA,JOE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PARASITIC PARENTS,OBVIOUSLY LIVING OFF OF THEIR KIDS.HOW SAD!!!
Posted at 12:59PM on Jul 17th 2008 by GINA
10. THIS LOOKS SOOOO FAKE ITS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS!
Posted at 1:02PM on Jul 17th 2008 by black power
11.
MILES up may be a vegetarian
who doesn't like vegetables.
does that mean she
doesn't like her father ?
because he seems to be a vegetable
from practically being brain dead......
Posted at 1:08PM on Jul 17th 2008 by carroll edward cole
12. He was a "nobody" until Hanna got the right publicity agent. She ain't all that but...the right person putting her name on everything you can think of. Billy Ray would never have been picked to host any show if not for her.
Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 17th 2008 by nanny
13. This is classic! My husband got a chance to meet Billy Ray back when he was in his Achy Breaky heart days. He was working at the airport when his private jet flew in. My husband doesn't like country music, he had no idea who Billy Ray was at the time (somene told him later), nor did he care, he treated him like any other airport patron. Billy Ray got his undies in a bunch because he didn't get the "celebrity" treatment from him. I LMAO every time he tells that story.
Billy Ray was once touted as the next Elvis Presley. HAH! He's nothing but a one hit wonder, playing off his daughter's success. I about fell off my chair when I saw this picture/video. Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, it's a riot to see him look like the idiot he is.
You rock, TMZ, and thanks for my chuckle of the day!
Posted at 3:55PM on Jul 17th 2008 by KC
14. Looks like he wanted to get one of those tear drop tattoos, but some idiot put it in the wrong place.
Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Kay
15. True #11 - this is ULTRA FAKE! His head is WAY bigger than the guy standing next to him, but Billie Ray is in Back? (Should be smaller if you're farther away.) Plus the "mustard" has no dimension, no texture along a noticable curved chin line. POOR Photoshop. Can I come to Hellwood and get a job being this bad at something? Will you pay me?
Posted at 9:39AM on Jul 18th 2008 by O Plz
