Billy Ray -- The Real Colonel Mustard

Showing off his tickets to the gun show, Billy Ray Cyrus thought he was the s**t when he left the set of "Hannah Montana" -- too bad nobody told him about the giant glob of mustard polluting that pretty face.



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16. Billy Ray is a TOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! his only hit song, which by the way WASNT country it was indeed POP music, was 15 years ago and the song was just as retarded as his big toothed ugly daughter. I him and his duaghter are in a plane crash !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 17th 2008 by i hate hollywood

17. As far as Billy Ray having mustard on his face goes---BIG EFFING DEAL!!!!!!!!! I don't think there's a single person alive who's never had a bit of food on their face! Go hound A-Rod and Madonna, or Sienna Miller and HER married boyfriend, and leave Billy Ray alone! Furthermore, he isn't "riding his daughter's coattails". He is a very involved dad, plain and simple.

As far as Miley goes...my 7-and 5-year-old daughters love her, so I think she's great. That whole Vanity Fair cover was not her fault-------SHE IS A CHILD!!!!!! The photographer should not have taken such suggestive pictures of a 15-year-old. The internet photos, if they were even really Miley, were just a normal teenage girl fooling around. Get over it.

I think it is really low to say such nasty things about a child. How would you feel if someone was saying those things about your daughter? To trash Billy Ray is one thing, but have a little decency and leave his child alone. You are pathetic.

Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Amy

18. Hateful much there "i hate hollywood"? Wishing death on a child and her father....nicccceee.

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Queen Bee

19. WHAT pretty face?? He's white trash with money.

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 17th 2008 by k

20. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a big dufus

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 17th 2008 by dorothy

21. #15 That is mean and very harsh...they just like us are all ants on an anthill just trying to survive. It takes all kinds, normal, and not so normal. Don't be a hater...hate causes cancer. And don't wish death upon anyone...that is cruel.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 17th 2008 by so mean...

22. Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 17th 2008 by boredatwork

23. come on folks the guys got to eat get some real news tmz needs help with news. and billy didnt ride in on anyone coat tails he put his daughter out front to be discovered i'd say that makes him great dad. there is soooo much negativity out there why doesnt someone be unique and be positive for a change. negative people need lots of therapy is more like it.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jul 17th 2008 by shea downey

24. Does he rub lotion on his daughter's thighs like Hulk Hogan?
When Miley is doing a striptease show, will he attend and watch?
These dads are perbes!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 17th 2008 by rachel

25. Get this guy a pair of scissors for his dumb haircut!! Eewwwww...

Posted at 5:22PM on Jul 21st 2008 by BD

26. Big deal

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 17th 2008 by kel_c

27. leave the man alone! he suffers from achy breaky heart disease.

Posted at 6:37PM on Jul 17th 2008 by Joe Mama

28. is this another hulk and brooke situation???

Posted at 8:59PM on Jul 17th 2008 by midget

29. Hahaha, first time that TMZ made me laugh for real. Billy Ray Cyrus is such a loser, like a male Dina Lohan. Can't believe I'm typing their names. Yuck

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 17th 2008 by na

30. Here we go again with some DORK who thinks he is cool using the word TOOL again...get a life!!!
BILLY RAY CYRUS IS A FREAKIN' LEGEND and if you could think for yourself, you would know that "INDEED" ACHY BREAKY HEART IS COUNTRY and Billy Ray has had WAY WAY more hits than that one song.

Posted at 6:04PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Geronimo

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