Cristiano Ronaldo -- Rico Suave

16. The guy is butt ugly. He may have a nice body but he needs a bag over his head.

Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Terry H

17. i personally don't want him... but he is a very sweet uy and fun
loving... he is a very sexy guy... if american women don't like him
better for the rest of the world... i have seen a few american men
and they are not all that good looking...

Posted at 1:11PM on Jul 18th 2008 by sophie

18. To "atomic femme"...Cristiano Ronaldo isn't the one who was caught with prostitutes, it was "Renaldo"...a totally different soccer star.

As for the annoying posters who come up with a "stupid Americans" type comment every time anything about soccer or one of it's stars is written...last I heard this website was based in the United States. If you have such a problem with all of us "morons", why don't you avoid all things American...oh, that's right because we're the best country in the world and you all know it. Jealous much???

Posted at 1:14PM on Jul 18th 2008 by me

19. #6, I assume that you are a Brit, with your whole "silly Americans" comment. I'm sure you think that the reason the "silly Americans" don't like this guy is because he plays futbol and we just don't get it. Get over yourself. So we dumped you 232 years ago. Get over it. So we saved your ass in WWII and if it weren't for us you would be driving a VW and eating brats right now. It's OK. Don't let your inferiority complex consume you. England was relevant at one point in history, so you've got that going for you. Doesn't matter how long ago it was; at least there was a time. So take solice in ancient history.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 18th 2008 by John, Paul, George and Ringo goose-stepping

20. i'm a guy and if he was my friend and we went to the bars, just think of all the leftover hot ass i could get!! I would be swimming in poon.

Posted at 10:57PM on Jul 21st 2008 by twitchdude

21. The amusing thing is, the second he sweet talked any of you ladies and he flashed his millions, you'd drop your panties.
He's a talented star and yeah, he swears alot and is a bit of a hot head, but he seems to be well liked by the Manchester United Locker Room.

Also, if America is sooo horrible. We is CR7 chillen in Hollywood, California, UNITED STATED OF AMERICA?
Yeah, munch it.

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Doughboy

22. Shooting fish in a barrel? Who the hell shoots fish? How about CATCHING fish in a barrel and SHOOTING DUCKS on a pond?

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 11th 2008 by dalefl

23. I've seen better

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 18th 2008 by zoniechick

24. I didn't know there were any big women like that in Hollywood. Most of them look like sticks.

Posted at 2:02PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Kay

25. HEY IM A STRAIGHT GUY NEVER BEEN WITH A DUDE BUT HE IS PRETTY GOODLOOKIN I MIGHT JUST EXPERIMENT WITH HIM LOL

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 18th 2008 by KEVIN

26. No way in hell would I would do anything but pass right on by him. The gold chain alone makes him completely gross. Just head to the Jersey Shore. You see 1000 of him every day on the beach.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Merry

27. Does anyone know what pool is is at?

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Lena

28. OK...I take back everything negative I said about him. The fact that he would turn his back on that self-important, ignorant, classless mess, Paris Hilton is HOT. I'd still have to take that gold chain off him (it was bad in the 80s), but his standards make him much more do-able.

Posted at 2:26PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Merry

29. I want to go find him! What pool is it!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Lena

30. So glad Im not the only one who thinks this guy is slimy looking. He is not attractive to me at all. Not to be mean but he looks like bus boy at Acapulco restaurant.

Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Kim