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I'm Ready for My Close-up, Ocifferr!

Posted Jul 19th 2008 4:15PM by TMZ Staff

Celebrity mugshots have gotten so glam, you'd think these cons were ordering wallet sizes for their family.

Remember the good ol' days of Nick Nolte? Well it all turned when the Mayor of Mel-i-bu realized a quick once-over with a handful of water would make a .12 blood alcohol level look so slick. And then there's Paris, who committed felony premeditated mugshot. Others followed suit, bringing us to Khloe, whose only crime is NOT ENOUGH FOUNDATION.

Paging Annie Leibovitz!

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16. I am totally in love with keifer, he is sooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Posted at 9:29PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Beachy

17. BUT, I WOULDN'T MIND DROPPING THE SOAP FOR KEIFER SUTHERLAND, HE IS CUTE

Posted at 9:35PM on Jul 19th 2008 by NONE OF THESE FELONS ARE POPULAR......

18. Have you ever noticed that when female celebs get their mug shots, they look like theyr'e psoing for the cover of Vogue or something?

Posted at 1:46AM on Jul 20th 2008 by captain obvious

19. Why don't they make these criminals look straight ahead. What's with the looking down? If they were unknowns you can bet they would be made to stand up straight and look ahead. Stupid celebrities get all the breaks.

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 20th 2008 by sheesh

20. How about Paul Reubens mug shot? The one from his child porn bust, not from the porn theater or his drug busts. The recent one where he was convicted. Sicko.

Posted at 4:50PM on Jul 20th 2008 by Steven

21. Beachy--The one between Nick and Mel is Rip Torn. Or my Uncle Tony. I can't tell.

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 20th 2008 by vao

22. It's too bad these so called celeberties are not busted in any other state but Cali .Are you guys serious out there?I think Cali is a foreign country from the East Coast ( OH no I may be starting a war, Please!!!! ) I believe when our founding fathes made laws they were really laws and trhey were laws for everyone. Not sifferent for the rich. I would think that in this day and age these rich addicts would know to either hire a driver or call a cab or really serve the time given to them, but NO in Cali it seems if you are given jail time for DUI you can count that time in minutes, but only for the rich. I'm going to look into how many dui's are givn each month and how much time is served (Unless you are rich). Without any inside information I can almost promise you when I'm done you'll be shocked. There is a personal reason I'm doing this and I won't lie and pretend it isn't. I guess I just have to prove something, and no I've nevr been stopped for DUI in any state, but family has and I just want to compare as I bet many families out there want to also.How crowded are these jails in Cali?either do education or build more.

Posted at 9:57PM on Jul 20th 2008 by MaTuffy

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