Sanjaya's Next Stop: Back of Milk Carton

SanjayaThe crappiest Idol performer since forever may think his fame is a lot bigger than his crazazy Mohawk.

After seeing our recent story, organizers of the Plymouth Rox Summer Fest are scrambling to contact Sanjaya to join their show. There's one problem. The obviously tone deaf organizers are having a hard time getting Sanjaya to return their calls! Divatude!

Sanjaya must be too busy washing those 15 minutes out of his hair.



Tags: Jeff Timmons, JeffTimmons, Plymouth Rox Summer Fest, PlymouthRoxSummerFest, Rich Cronin, RichCronin, Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

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1. And this is why so many singers cannot make it. If you want to get to the top, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. If I loved to sing, I guess I would try and sing whenever I could.

Has anyone signed him to a record label yet?

Posted at 6:20PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Whatever

2. Not 15 minutes more like 15 seconds

Posted at 6:20PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Vundeboy

3. Sanjayyyyyyyy is so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Vote Obama for pres.

Posted at 8:25PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Obama is a Socialist!

4. Obama guy you are a sick puppy!

Posted at 8:25PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Whatever

5. he was funny as hell on american idol< SURe HE SUCKED but it was awesome watching him try and sing..PLUS HIS SISTER IS HOT AS HELL!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 19th 2008 by todd lee

6.
more like the pay phone number they're
calling isn't being picked up by him.........

what a TOOL.....

Posted at 6:50PM on Jul 19th 2008 by william richard bradford

7. Sanjaya who????

Posted at 7:00PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Zoya

8. It's a shame how American Idol and all of the reality shows have turned the music industry into a bunch of shiddy talent-less mo-fos!

Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 19th 2008 by CriticXtreme

9. He Bangs!

Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 19th 2008 by Chatty Cathy

10. He's too busy, and has standards. And you? Why should he do these things when he has a rich boyfriend?

Posted at 7:44PM on Jul 19th 2008 by lux

11. Sanjaya would not return their calls. His agent would if they were interested. Come up with something better next time TMZ. Did you hear that he sang onstage with Stevie Wonder? Bother covering that?

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 19th 2008 by JA

12. LAME... WHO THE HECK CARES ABOUT THIS CREATURE???

Posted at 8:06PM on Jul 19th 2008 by giancarlo forti

13. Whether he is gay or not is no big deal...the very fact that he cannot sing is the deal. I give him credit for trying but for gods sake he was funnier than hell. I watched to see the hairdo's and the kook crying.

Posted at 8:21PM on Jul 19th 2008 by completely disgusted

14. SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE 7 ELEVEN ON PICO AND SEPULVEDA AND TELL THEM THAT WE FOUND THEIR MISSING EMPLOYEE...

Posted at 8:17PM on Jul 19th 2008 by giancarlo forti

15. personally I wonder if he has any nude pic's of himself.

Posted at 8:41PM on Jul 19th 2008 by giancarlo forti

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