Sanjaya's Next Stop: Back of Milk Carton

SanjayaThe crappiest Idol performer since forever may think his fame is a lot bigger than his crazazy Mohawk.

After seeing our recent story, organizers of the Plymouth Rox Summer Fest are scrambling to contact Sanjaya to join their show. There's one problem. The obviously tone deaf organizers are having a hard time getting Sanjaya to return their calls! Divatude!

Sanjaya must be too busy washing those 15 minutes out of his hair.



Tags: Jeff Timmons, JeffTimmons, Plymouth Rox Summer Fest, PlymouthRoxSummerFest, Rich Cronin, RichCronin, Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

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16. He was having his stomach pumped for the 3rd time this week. Just FULL OF THE STUFF (ala the Rod Stewart rumour of the 70's).

Posted at 8:51PM on Jul 19th 2008 by AmericanIdol4DaBrainDead

17. He couldn't off work at MacDonald's. Somebody has to clean the toilet.

Posted at 9:45PM on Jul 19th 2008 by chicken stripper

18. Some of that grease from his hair must have rolled down in his ears. He needs a good hair shampooing.

Posted at 9:48PM on Jul 19th 2008 by nanny

19. ......but I do wonder if he has any nudie pic's out there available????????????? anybody know???????????

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 19th 2008 by chicken stripper

20. Did anyone else notice the typo? "Tthe"

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 19th 2008 by jOann...

21. I WOULD SO LOVE TO RUB MY FINGER'S THROUGH HIS WONDERFUL HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 19th 2008 by nanny

22. I ALSO HAD MY STOMACHE PUMPED OUT CAUSE OF THAT PROBLEM,,,,,,,YOU KNOW THE RUMORS ABOUT MY REAL IDOL ROD STEWART, WHAT A GUY!

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 19th 2008 by AmericanIdol4DaBrainDead

23. I didn't write that about the nude pics!

Posted at 10:07PM on Jul 19th 2008 by chicken stripper

24. b\\\' dawg,

Sounds like you may be related to the honorable Jesse "stabbin cabin" Jackson. Its so nice to hear racist comments like "camel jockey" but if someone other than an african american utters the infamous "N" word Al Sharpton is on YO ass faster than flies on sheet.

Posted at 10:54PM on Jul 19th 2008 by cheney'sdick

25. Every week you have another blog about things Sanjaya turns down. Someone have a grudge? Did he laugh when a TMZ staffer pulled their 2 incher out?

Posted at 11:01PM on Jul 19th 2008 by alex

26. SHE'S A MESS!!!!!

Posted at 11:28PM on Jul 19th 2008 by RB

27. funny how you are still interested in him. so it's been a year, what has he done? you are still talking and taking notice.

Posted at 11:42PM on Jul 19th 2008 by drew

28. I'd like so much to meet him. I have been thinking about him constantly, If you notice I post in here alot also. Yeahhhh Meeee!

Posted at 2:12AM on Jul 20th 2008 by chicken stripper

29. Let's do the chicken danceeeeeeeee yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, me and sanjay forever.

Posted at 2:13AM on Jul 20th 2008 by chicken stripper

30. I Think that we all suck at something in our lives it dont mean we should advertise our weakness for fame or other wise! tmz is a joke of a site and there stupid news reaks of dog s--t! WE HATE TMZ ITS NEWS THAT NO ONE WANTS TO WASTE THERE TIME WITH!!!!! IF ANYONE BELEIVES THIS SHOW AND THERE NEWS GOD HELP YOU .YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE ALONG WITH THEM.WHATS WITH HARVEY LEVEIN? I HAD MORE RESPECT FOR YOU AND THEN YOU GET INVOLVED WITH TMZ ARE YOU JOKING ME HARVEY! GET AWAY WHILE YOUR CLEAN OR THEY WILL RUIN THE REST OF YOUR POPULARITY THAT STILL REMAINS!!!!!!!!!!COME ON MAN YOUR BETTER THEN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!SORRY HARVEY!

Posted at 2:22AM on Jul 20th 2008 by THE WARRIOR

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