Sanjaya's Next Stop: Back of Milk Carton

SanjayaThe crappiest Idol performer since forever may think his fame is a lot bigger than his crazazy Mohawk.

After seeing our recent story, organizers of the Plymouth Rox Summer Fest are scrambling to contact Sanjaya to join their show. There's one problem. The obviously tone deaf organizers are having a hard time getting Sanjaya to return their calls! Divatude!

Sanjaya must be too busy washing those 15 minutes out of his hair.



Tags: Jeff Timmons, JeffTimmons, Plymouth Rox Summer Fest, PlymouthRoxSummerFest, Rich Cronin, RichCronin, Sanjaya Malakar, SanjayaMalakar

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31. me and sanjay are tight dawg!

Posted at 2:30AM on Jul 20th 2008 by chicken stripper

32. You blogger's in here are loser's big time, me and Sanjay are going out for dirnk's tonight so hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:30AM on Jul 20th 2008 by HeyPhonyPoster?

33. Okay.. I've lived in Plymouth for 22 of my 23 years on this Earth and no one really goes to shows at Memorial Hall..

It's where the Philharmonic plays and we had our middle school dances. Come on now.

This lame shindig is for all the morons that come here to look at the rock. (Plymouth Rock, that is. And for all the idiots like the ones that asked me for directions last week-- yes, it does exist.)

Posted at 2:47AM on Jul 20th 2008 by Maggie

34. I wonder if Sanjay would come to my house for a visit and I can cook for him, what you all think?

Posted at 3:40AM on Jul 20th 2008 by Maggie

35. I just love him........................yowzerrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted at 3:45AM on Jul 20th 2008 by Maggie

36. I hear Sanjaya sings the title song in the opening credits of the next James Bond movie. His voice has a license to kill your hearing.

Posted at 3:41AM on Jul 20th 2008 by johnnyk

37. I can imagine, mini me, sanjay and I all huddled up together in front of the fireplace with baby oil all over us and having loads of fun.

Posted at 3:54AM on Jul 20th 2008 by johnnyk

38. OMG, some of you are really wierd.

Posted at 7:50AM on Jul 20th 2008 by You blogger's must be all drunk

39. My two best people in the whole wide world is on here, way to go tmz, you rock!

Posted at 7:50AM on Jul 20th 2008 by Blogger's love being naked with mimi me and Sanjay!

40. i speak the truth , obama is not right for president and i won't vote for him , neither will my family and friends,, he don't know what he's doing..... mc cain is my candidate.. and he knows..... i don't know or even like jesse jackson , and i am african american and don't like him either.... or al sharpton or rev wright... i work hard for my family and went to college , and vote for mcain.... now mr cheney's D....., i suggest you educate yourself and become a real brother ... and vote mcain.... cause obama is a camel jockey and sanjaya is a female in man;s clothes....

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 20th 2008 by b\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' dawg

41.
maggie;

sure, he can come over and
smoke some sausages with you.......

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

42. sanjay, get your head out of you know what. you may be a young cute, but it does not make you star. you have to work harder. enjoy your life.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 20th 2008 by leonard

43. Sounds like you've already had PLENTY of "D-I-R-N-K-S," ya high school dropout!

Posted at 9:57PM on Jul 20th 2008 by HeyPhonyPoster?

44. Sanjaya hasnt been heard from cause he's working on a duet cd with William Hung

Posted at 5:45PM on Jul 20th 2008 by Bob Booie

45.
BAN * JAYA only wishes
he was hung like william......

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

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