What Were They Thinking?!

16.
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee ?????????????
Was Jason Lee drunk and/or stoned when he named his child Pilot Inspektor ?

Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 20th 2008 by orchidgirl

17. Why do celebrities hate their kids?

Posted at 1:34PM on Jul 20th 2008 by Ah Gots Ta Know...

18.
kids;

they corner the market of as the original beggars.

always WANT something and pester you relentlessly.

when you don't give in, they throw a tantrum and say they hate you.

storm off in silence, which is finally some peace and quiet.

UNTIL they come back around begging for something else 20 minutes later.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

19.
these's actually some good that comes
out of naming those kids like pets.

for a while, they can go
FETCH things for you.

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

20. A lot of those names are actually old names common in various regions and times. They could well be names "in the family" for generations. The TMZ folks just weren't familiar with them, that's all. We've already established that TMZ staff isn't exactly, um, knowledgeable.

There were only a few that were of the "naming a dog" variety.

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 20th 2008 by jwoolman

21. what were these people thinking when they named their kids? i actually feel sorry for the kids. they are going to be picked on for the rest of their lives because of their stupid parents giving them crazy names. pilot inspektor...WTF? jermagesty...what does jermaine think his kid is....a king? here's two more to add to the list from demi moore.....scout and rumor....yuck. is it mandatory to get a lobotomy when you become a celebrity? no one in their right mind would name their kids names like these.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 20th 2008 by dj060702

22. I think Moon must be mine.

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 20th 2008 by Planetta Jones

23. i like the name Apple! i hate the name...."michaela"

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 20th 2008 by poison apple

24.
celebrities don't have children;

they have PETS.

a trainer ( nanny ) keeps them in order;

a cook feeds them;

a driver transports them in a rolling cage. ( an suv )

a maid cleans their litter boxes.......

Posted at 5:22PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

25. I just caught the "booking photo" comment! HA!!!

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 20th 2008 by The Kids Are Screwed...

26. Yeah what about dannilyn, I mean her brother's name was danny. Come on remember Pete and Pete from Nickolodeon?
How about Radio Science, didn't see him in there. Or suri cruize, when I think of suri i think of Harry Potter, "Your boys took that car of yours to suri and back" (Mrs. Weasly). you also forgot Blanket&Prince Michael(jackson), Giacomo(sting), Satchel(woody allen), Rumor Glenn(Bruce and demi) Starlite Melody(marisa berenson). those are a lot worse than Apple, Shilo and some others you have up there. Apple is an American Name, not dutch, french, germany, and so on. It is American meaning Apple of my eye.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jul 20th 2008 by lk

27. it could be worse...ask rummer and scout !! is gwennie going to cut their hair at least?

Posted at 7:46PM on Jul 20th 2008 by lulubelle

28.
you see people, herein lies
the problem with UNFITNEY;

she acquires and then discards
her pets like stripping clothing.

unfortunately, her children are NOT pets and
she CAN'T push them aside or move on.........

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 20th 2008 by william richard bradford

29. william richard bradford, you speak the truth man!

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 21st 2008 by ValoHalo

30. they are morons---they did not think that when they got older how the children would feel--better teach them to fight. they will be picked own--and it is the parent s fault!!

Posted at 2:15AM on Jul 21st 2008 by BB