What Were They Thinking?!

Naming your child some ridiculous name is all the rage for celebrities these days. But seriously guys, how's that gonna look on a booking photo 20 years from now? You gotta think ahead!
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31. I can tell TMZ never gets down to the south, I mean all blacks (Oh sorry African MAericans) name their kids stupid stuff all the time here. Like Shaniqua, Latiquah, Tanquentias, Etc... And believe it or not that is how they even spell them. Poor kids. They think they are African names or something and they don't even know anything about Africa or even how to find it on a globe.

Posted at 8:44AM on Jul 23rd 2008 by stevei

32. Headsets on a child that young? Well done! You're ensuring some kind of hearing loss in the future.

Goes to show you don't need a high IQ or any brains to lie on your back with your legs open!

Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 21st 2008 by The mother is an idiot

33. My name is Sue,
How Do You Do!!?

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Johnny Cash's Ghost

34. gwenth paltrow dropped out of UCSB; she behaves as if she went to BROWN or PRINCETON... she is fraudelent and pasty. very unlikeable. pretense is what she is. and she likes that.

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 21st 2008 by jemms

35. Toni Braxton spells her son's name "Denham", not Denim like the fabric. He was named after one of Toni's favorite characters from the movie "To Sir, With Love". Who is your fact checker? They obviously are not doing a great job. Hire me!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 21st 2008 by voiceofreason

36. #30- Before you call someone else an idiot, check your facts. They're not headphones on the kid, they're ear muffs. The picture was taken at a coldplay concert and Gwyneth put ear muffs on her child to protect her ears from the loud music.
As for celebrity kid's names- sounds like most of them were named after strippers.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 21st 2008 by Will

37. Her stupid husband actually said that a name is just a noise! What a complete idiot he is! These kids have to live with the ridiculous names given to them. Apple and Moses will probably change their names when they are able. I would!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 22nd 2008 by Ava

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